CrushLimbaugh

My carbon footprint is fuckin huge.

Sporks should be mandatory.

If you wear the same shitty smelly old clown mask that's falling apart for every Halloween congratulations you're somebody's dad.

@TPAIN Epiphany album= all bangers. Fight me.

Costco needs a bar.

Just watched a friend eat the gross part at the end of a banana without even a flinch. We are no longer friends and I called the cops.

Fuck I'm tired. #My3WordDailyRoutine

You're not responsible enough to have a kid if you can't even afford two ply toilet paper.

Psychics are mind reading strippers.

Got my girl to start an OF for her feet. Toes before bros. We bouta clean up.

As a white dude in today's America, I can honestly say...nothing.

Just because the pandemic is ending does't mean we're hanging out. I still have social anxiety and you're still a loser.

Black lunch lady at Hogwarts

Everybody got a wonky ey e

Silence is peanut butter in a world made of jelly.

Anyone touches my fries it's on site.

Cuz Superman wasn't super on krypton. #EarthDay

@romero_cory Just saw Bois not my Bois. Wasn't surprised either way

Lifted this puppy out Granny's garage fridge #NationalBeerDay

@AidynClay Awwwww you just too cute withchya middle school ass🥰

Feels so good to have a crush on someone 🙊