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If I ever made any passive income from X, I’d hold monthly giveaways based on the levels of engagement etc. Kind of like an 𝕏 Lottery…

I’m not a Man City fan, but seeing Arsenal lose that final was hilariously sweet. Get back down to earth, idiots.

@elonmusk when is Grok going to stop shitting itself and get some internet connection, and start working like it needs to? 😫

Mo Salah has more goals for Liverpool than ANY player has ever scored for Manchester United.

I LOVE WATCHING THESE. SO SO SOOOO COOL

@SpaceX @Starlink I LOVE WATCHING THESE. SO SO SOOOO COOL

Watch Falcon 9 launch 29 @Starlink satellites to orbit from Florida twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@PolitlcsUK Thing is, you don’t accidentally stumble across something you don’t want to watch on Netflix. You gotta click on it. You gotta give it your time to decide whether you like it. This is fucking stupid. It’s like people getting bullied over the internet, just don’t look at it?

🚨 NEW: Streaming services like Netflix will now be subject to Ofcom's Broadcasting Code Users must be “protected against harmful or offensive material” and can complain to Ofcom

@PolitlcsUK @siennamarla Well then DONT MAKE A MESS OF IT. Actually listen to the fucking people - that would be a banger of a start.

🚨 NEW: Reform UK MP Danny Kruger says a British civil war is possible if they don’t win the next general election “If we don’t win, or if we win and then make a mess of it, I do fear for our country” [@siennamarla]

Rio Ngumoha is HIM. Watch this space next season…

I love my ARGOS fragrances (4/9) 😍

Elyon Dubai - what have you done?! The perfect other option from Ombré Nomade?! WOW.

@WorkaholicDavid That’s a big oof

It's depressing how soft the aluminum on the iPhone is

@piersmorgan Piers, I don’t follow you for breaking news stories. I follow you to see the absolute bollocks and no sense you spout on a daily basis. Stick to that please, it’s more entertaining and engaging.

BREAKING NEWS: Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor arrested on the Sandringham royal estate by police investigating misconduct in public office. Stunning news.

I see Arsenal fans claiming they are the best team in the world right now. Feeding England with elite players to win England some trophies in the future. You’re full of bottle jobs and you’re an embarrassment to English football. Don’t ever pipe up again.

What’s your favourite oud? Like, the best oud fragrance you’ve ever smelled? Was it a barnyard type of oud, or Smokey, or resinous and thick?

@premierleague @Arsenal The bottling has well and truly commenced

🔴 @Arsenal have picked up three wins in their first eight Premier League matches in 2026

So is the Ryan Garcia fight this weekend? And what time - UK? 🙏

@Ninadrama Bro put his hand up like ‘right here, slap here’ and she still missed 😂 At least we won’t be seeing Ryan in any films any time soon

Ryan Garcia got what he deserved LOL

People who think John Terry is better than Van Dijk : -Jason Cundy -Jamie O Hara -John Terry Some people who think Van Dijk is better : -Vincent Kompany -Rio Ferdinand -Harry Redknapp -Jamie Carragher -Martin Keown -Jurgen Klopp -Michael Owen -Paulo Maldini -Graeme Souness -Michael Dawson -Tony Adams -Sol Campbell This isn't a real debate. Like Lampard and Gerrard debate. Everyone knows whose better. Case closed 👍

@theonecid wtf is Bangers?!😂

These two disappeared like they never existed

This guy really thought Arsenal were going to streak ahead 😂😂😂 I LOVE FOOTBALL