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If I ever met @KristenBell in person, I would become as overcome with emotion as she was when she first met a sloth. I think she's fantastic through and through. I just want our kids to hang out a couple times a year & exchange MarcoPolos once a week. That's normal, right?

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Right on Kaitlyn

I’m living raincheck to raincheck.

Just like we drew it up.

I don’t know who this man is but protect him at all costs!! He finally broke it down. So much she had no come back! See the God yall worshipping is yourself and your opinions!! I love how he use the word, the one she claims to know in his argument! Sadly they still won’t get it. Y’all think we judging you but it’s by the measure you are judging is what’s happening! And she claim to want to help the students but didn’t want to ask the parents for permission to do it. Where do these women get the audacity? You can’t control our kids!! Please everyone repost this!!

@titonka As long as they were the Bronko Nagurski long underwear, they should be covered right @cartalk ?

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@NguNhlanhla @anthony_cr14586 @dao_lm @InjectiveQuants @vgyujay02 @_NHguy @cdaeshawn same i hope they lose

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@grimmpeacock Blutbad

Pop quiz: what kind of Wesen is Monroe?

@grimmpeacock Stop toying with my emotions @grimmpeacock ! When I see tweets from you, it's akin to my ex messaging me saying she's having second thoughts. #Grimm #BringBackGrimm

Thinking about them always ❤️

@Faith_Salie Similar conversations have happened between my & the Wife Once Removed's households. Completely worth the awkward hilarity to have the open honesty & life prep.

8 yr old yelling from shower: MOM, DID DAD PUT HIS PENIS IN YOUR VAGINA ONCE? Me: Yes he did 10 yo in another room: GAHHHHHHHHH 8 yr old : WHAT DID IT FEEL LIKE? 10 yo, louder: ARRRRRGH NOOOOO 8 yo, out of shower: That boyfriend you once married—he didn’t, did he? Me:

To recap this week's news: Donald Trump and Clarence Thomas were both accused of public corruption but it's okay because neither of them used a bullhorn so Tennessee expelled two black guys who want to stop the NRA from murdering children Texas forces people to give birth to.

Not a drag queen, not a trans woman, not a librarian, not a non-binary elementary school teacher. A youth pastor. Another youth pastor. kbtx.com/2023/03/07/leo…

@PadmaLakshmi I think that I just had a third heat attack just from watching this. 🤢

disturbed, concerned, upset, unwell, can't make it to the end of this video!!

@parmindernagra 😩 Feel better!

There’s nothing like an emergency root canal to start the day 😳🥵

@AnnaKendrick47 @LateNightSeth It's a New Englandah thing. ❤️

Irrationally excited about the t-shirt every time. The show is pretty great too. I’m on @LateNightSeth tonight! Good times and soft t-shirts!

@grimmpeacock Damn! Does this mean it won't be on Amazon Prime any longer?

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@tamarakeithNPR Broke glass means went to a Jewish wedding?

I’m glad I put an Air Tag in my luggage, just sad to see it hasn’t moved since Sunday. (My family and I broke glass and flew home on a different airline.)

@PadmaLakshmi This is hilarious cute 🤣❤️My almost 9 year old found out this year while at her mother's because of an elf on the shelf slip up. I was really sad and she was, too. She's happy to be on elf on the shelf duty for her little brother though! A belated Merry Christmas to you!

My daughter knows the truth about Santa, but every year we do this dance. I stopped doing it once and she was sad. So the charade continues!

In this episode of ‘Taste the Nation’ on @hulu we uncover the truth about the first Thanksgiving and the resilience of the Mashpee and Aquinnah Wampanoag Nation. I’m very proud of this episode and it’s a great educational show to watch with the whole family post-turkey nap 💓