•| 𝑅𝑜𝓌𝒶𝓃 𝕯𝖆𝖓𝖊 |• LV

Goodbye Winter, hello Spring travels! Richmond, Raleigh, Houston, Dallas, and DC: here’s looking at you.

I will revisit Houston, Dallas, and DC when the storm of DHS funding has passed. If you have an upcoming appointment with me in these cities, be on the lookout for my email in the next day or so. Your deposit will be returned.

I’m missing bookings due to delays and cancellations and my ability to provide a quality experience for the appointments I’ve been able to make is being effected by the absolute exhaustion airports have been inflicting on me. I’m completely drained of endurance.

I didn’t want to do it, but after my last 4 flights have become all-day affairs between the delays, cancellations, hours-long TSA lines, & now untrained security at the checkpoints, I’m cancelling all upcoming tours 🚨All tours are cancelled🚨 Deposits will be returned

All dates cancelled.

Goodbye Winter, hello Spring travels! Richmond, Raleigh, Houston, Dallas, and DC: here’s looking at you.

I know if I focus on one thing, I can achieve it. The problem is, I want to focus on 15 things, & while I know that I can achieve it all eventually, because I am spread too thin, it takes a lifetime to accomplish anything. My successes come in huge landslides, never small wins.

Traveling yesterday was certainly not for the faint of heart 😅

I’m behind on tour inquiries, 🐻 with me 😅

@z_belladonna @EmmaBaileyAZ And it’s still cheaper than trying to marry me to keep me to themselves, which always seems to come up in “jest” 😂

I don’t think men realize how expensive an exclusive arrangement is. It’s not just you covering my income. It’s the brand trust I’ll have to rebuild if our arrangement ends, it’s the high value connections im ignoring to be with you. The number you think - quadruple it at LEAST

@NicoleKnightFL I’ve been hearing more and more success stories

My main account was deleted at almost 70k, I’ve submitted an appeal every day. Who has gotten theirs back?

It’s time I got a tumbler. I’m drowning in single use cups. From Tumblr girl to tumbler girl

@exploregigi Rule of reciprocity 💁‍♀️

It makes you 100x more attractive and me 100x more ready to please when you bring a gift. Sorry, not sorry.

@superguard23 All anyone sees is the strip and headlines

@_RowanDane This city is such a fucking gem. It has its problems but I’ll never understand why people are so quick to dismiss it as a wonderful place to live

I knew when I moved to the desert that it of course wasn’t necessarily hot all the time, but I must say I’m shocked at just how many beautiful days there are per year

@CandiceKlossX Still even with window shoppers, the trend doesn’t fit what I’d expect, even ad acquainted with the male gaze as I am

Clients, what would you say the qualities of the perfect ad photo is? What catches your eye? For context, I’ve been carefully watching my photo analytics and they’re all over the place. Nothing performs as I would predict, and the most unlikely seem to do the best.

@evelyngreenenyc Ikyfl 😂

I’ll never forget the guy who told me he loved my wishlist and had bought several things off of it for HIMSELF 🤣 Wild.

@SirWilliamLV I didn’t ask for a detailed review of my photos from a “photographer” with no visible portfolio. I asked for client (people who book) preferences on what makes an eye catching photo. What a wild and bizarre direction to go.

@_RowanDane There are my thoughts, happy to delete this thread when you have gathered whatever data you can from my random thoughts, or you can question me further if you want!

@someguy889 No, Emperor Elon would nuke my account

@_RowanDane the more authentic the better... can you show us the top three that have done well?

@steviegreyden I’m a few seasons behind bc I only allow myself like 1 episode every couple of months 😂 Showtime can pry Jamie from my cold, dead hands

@_RowanDane i’m putting off watching the last season. i can’t say goodbye yet 😭

I am not emotionally prepared for Outlander to really be over

@702ValetParker Cannot imagine how that could possibly go wrong

@_RowanDane They were bras with water instead of padding in them and then they became gel bras.

Does anyone else remember when water bras were a thing?

@amaresiren Bolognese is the reason my trainer stays in business 😂

@_RowanDane You are welcome to visit my kitchen anytime! Bolognese & Carbonara are my specialties ☺️

My favorite pasta place closed 😢