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@cnd0011 @Kneckt @aj_strong they still have two first round picks. it'll be fine.

@Kneckt @aj_strong My point is this: how many Kiefer Sherwoods fixes the 32nd best defense in the NHL

I'm not calling anyone out... the #SJSharks have obvs exceeded almost everyone's expectations... but imagine if GMMG added actual defense last offseason. They might be battling for a top 3 pacific spot in the pillow fight division.

@sanlosesharks yeah maybe but like, who’s your favorite?

@_Sharco_ I shared way too much about myself w this

I have created a playoff jinx so extreme

@kibblesmith02 reasonable price tbh

MACK’S GAME WORN JERSEY GOING FOR ALMOST A BILLION DOLLARS???

@oighir06 diabolical

@_Sharco_ When we get to the original of this copypasta it'll probably be comparing Jamie Benn to Wayne Gretzky or something

Macklin Celebrini has mastered the art of looking busy on the ice. The casuals love it, the analytics love it, I see through it. He is not elite in any sense of the word, closer to an Isak Rosen than a Dellandrea or McDavid. A 3/10 on his best day. Overrated.

@oighir06 shit, how deep does this go? this is already the third level of inception

@sanlosesharks our PK is too passive. aggressive PKs are much more effective.

Blackhawks, with the 25th best PP in the league, spend 1:57 of that last two minutes in their O-zone. No clear from the Sharks PK until Goodrow does with :03 remaining

@sanlosesharks Sharks could have easily had 5 or 6 goals that game. Also they turn it over WAY too much.

Per Natural Stat Trick, Sharks held Hawks to one scoring chance in the entire third period

@biodagreatman @Becky_bk46 what’s the point of your reply? you don’t have to think out loud on here.

@Becky_bk46 Very disgusting I don't want to imagine it. God, I have sinned in different ways but I don't want to go close this one and forgive me for my past sins

Tried anal sex with my bf this weekend. NGL it's better than the vagina one.

@JamesCarne49587 @VorosTwins

@VorosTwins He didn’t die. He left the physical body and ascended into his spirit body, and was taken up into heaven.

This might be a dumb question but… What killed Jesus the second time? He died on the cross, then three days later the Easter Bunny brought him back to life... and then what? Did he just go back to chilling?

@Sheng_Peng cool. the one fuckin game i attend all year is the one he misses.

Eklund taking Celebrini's spot on the power play, hmm. Eklund with Orlov-Smith-Toffoli-Wennberg. PP2 is Dickinson-Kurashev-Misa-Chernyshov-Sherwood

@twelcher15 @leahck55 why’d it take 8 years though?

Shooters shoot. Don’t let anyone convince you Twitter isn’t a dating site

@sanlosesharks ok ignore my DM then 😂

@_Sharco_ Nope have a midterm :(

The Chicago Blackhawks have seen through my five year plan of chucking a hat covered with Covid/mono/black mold at Connor Bedard during the WCF in hopes that he takes it home and licks it

@xAviation no way that painters tape is that strong

Ever wonder what happens when an airplane stalls? This video is a perfect example! Stalls aren't about the engine, they're about the airflow. These yarn strings show smooth, attached airflow over the wing. As angle of attack increases, the airflow separates, lift decreases, and a stall occurs. 📹: pilotmakers

@TrytheFox @charlessupha @InternetH0F

@_Sharco_ @charlessupha @InternetH0F

This girl emailed HR after noticing a pay error. This was their response...

this is one of the coolest things i've ever seen

@mattyac_ Kittle is a traitor, he's a Preds fan

Current Bay Area Sports Power Rankings in my opinion 1. 49ers 2. Sharks 3. Giants 4. Warriors

@carson_mast @SanJoseSharks chunky or creamy?

@SanJoseSharks I bet the lgbtq ppl wanna lick peanut butter off his abs

Chucky gets the teeth! 🦷