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@NUFC 58 fucking quid lads? Taking the piss and then some. You're aware the actual fan base can't be paying that?

@Keir_Starmer I know you want the reform vote but this ain't it. You've lost me with this one. This 'island of strangers ' shite is worse than anything the Tories have said the last 14 years, and they've said some egregious shit. Up the lib Dems

With our Plan for Change, we’re restoring common sense and control to our borders.

@ReuniteDivFamil do we know if today's immigration announcement is going to be rolled out to Spouses? And will it be retrospective?

@brunoog97 how many Kinder eggs can you fit in the trophy?

First big move from @Keir_Starmer and The labour government #FallingInReverse

@WorkTheSpace The FM25 Challenge. only sign players on pre contracts with <5 months on their current deal. Hide attributes so you don't have q clue what you've pre-ordered

We have 4+ months till FM25, and I've no idea what FM24 save to do until then... I figured a save idea would hit me after the delay announcement, but nada.

If that's detachable from the cup you can fucking bet I'll be making my cat MF DOOM

@nufcsanjay I think the impact a match day has on the local economy is underappreciated too. The fact it's a city centre stadium means pubs and restaurants get massive revenue. Moving it outside the city centre might have a real impact on the area. I'm no economist though

@GreggsOfficial. Give the staff at the Newcastle Railway street store our regards. Nipped in between our wedding and the after party since we had an hour to kill. Gave us our bakes for free. Highlight of the day honestly

Hey @elonmusk I think I must have been given your twitter feed by mistake, it's just full of racists and people who don't get climate change. You'd love it mate honestly right up your street

@ElWajinho @_andrewkerr_ Me when i hear the kettle finish blessing the water

@_andrewkerr_ @_Some_bloke_ yee

Is it me or are the vibes just goated once you've popped keckle on 🙌 like I know a brew is coming

@ElWajinho They'll probably make me change mine

Where do I get my award for best FPL team name?

@TheWeebl Probably a hurdy-gurdy. Expensive those

Fans of Ska. What would make you unhappiest if it was on fire?

@realmrsthatcher Good WiFi down there mags

We've had the election. We know the result. We warmly congratulate the Prime Minister and his new government. Naturally, I commiserate with John Major and all our candidates who did not win this time. And perhaps I may just remind you that over the last 18 years it was a Conservative Party that rebuilt Britain. Now perhaps it's time for us to rebuild ourselves to face the future.

My new conspiracy theory is that JFK's head just did that by itself

Southgate going for the pacifist playthrough #England #EURO2024

@Total_Villa @BBCSport I have no evidence but Brentford seem like a proper snitch club

BBC Sport knows of at least one club that is so concerned with the recent swap deals involved in the PSR loophole that it intends to raise the matter with the Premier League ✍️ 🗞️ - [@BBCSport] #avfc

@jordanjabroni I only have the lass from code orange's word to go on. I'll be gone after limp bizkit anyway I'm not too bothered. Reckon smashing their shit on the stage at a 1pm slot is a bit childish regardless of the reasoning.

Code orange not taking the time cuts as well as Lord of the lost it seems Proper childish cunts 😂 #DownloadFestival

#download24 fair fucks to @ENTERSHIKARI for their part dropping barclays from the festival, but their music is the equivalent of going for a fistbump and being met with a handshake