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My patreon policy is now Pay What U Can Afford, every1 gets same benefits regardless of how much $ u can give. Also there r mad benefits. Patreon.com/alanonymous

I wish everyone in Williamsburg would go back to Murray hill

Imagine peace

I wanted to renovate the bathroom in my rental apt so I turned a minor problem into a major one and voila

Maybe tomorrow will be different.

Once upon a coconut

My bf wants our kid’s middle name to be Hyphen

Does anyone know how to use a can opener

@agnrdarnetw Wow still???

lovely day being cash or amex only is so random to me

@beefytopdog @alivegirl001101 They want us to round up……

I still can’t believe they got rid of the penny it doesn’t seem real

They should put Christmas in March

This is the best song on.soundcloud.com/SuwG0oIYbIQPZZ…

They did surgery on a grape

Ppl born in the winter should get a different happy birthday song- a better, more special one

I don’t read many works by men but when I do I know I’ll be reading the word ‘ostensibly’ at least twice

Does anyone kno how to use a can opener

STFU little baby don’t say a word

Can someone plz like nominate me for one of those reality shows where they fix ur life

@natvallarelli Merry Christmas Natalie <3

Ornaments are trinkets u put on a tree

yes. histrionic girls from nyc are my friends