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As long as your alive, you can win someday. I will win and I will prove it

I hate a girl who be funny af fr , got me giggling like a slut

how lucky do two people have to be in order to fall for each other at exactly the right time in exactly the right way

You guys have no idea how screwed we currently are in this country. We spend every day fighting and arguing needlessly over irrelevant things, meanwhile the tomatoes and cucumber I bought from the roadside vendor outside my estate last month, haven’t gone bad.

Increased tuition fees by 70% and gave you loans , made you a debtor and you should celebrate and vote for him for making you a debtor?? Walai una dey mad for this country. Serious madness.

1 in 3 tweets now is about kidnapping, omo! No be life we dey live o

These three images prove why Nigeria needs journalism that doesn’t bow to power. gst is making it clear: we will not retract for any reward or favour. We are not for sale. We will be backed by the people.

I thought only good things are allowed to happen to me? wtf is going on???

A THREAD June 2024, An intern of a company reached out to me here on Twitter that they needed to get Starlink and have it installed at their CEO’s house. Within a day the payment for the Starlink kit was made (500k then) and I told them to hold off on paying me the installation fee until my Engineers completed the installment as a sign of good faith. The next day my engineers went to the CEO’s house and the installation was done seamlessly. The CEO told my engineers that he had sent the installation fee to me and sent them the supposed receipt of payment. Later that day, my engineer called to ask for his money and I told him I had not received anything. He sent me the receipt of payment and the status transaction was showing “PENDING” instead of “SUCCESS”. So I got in contact with the company’s HR, stated my case and sent her the payment receipt pointing out the discrepancy. She said she’d look into it. I kept checking in daily for update, I’d call and text, on some days I’d get replies, on some days my calls and messages would be ignored. After a week, I had to pay the engineers the 60k out of my own pocket. After almost 2 weeks I texted the HR and told her I’d call out her boss and their company if I didn’t get my money by the end of the day. This woman accused me of trying to run away with their 60k. Same me that her company sent 500k to without even knowing my office and I delivered. Told me her boss “SITS ON THE BOARD OF BANKS” and I should be very careful.

Os pinguins de Madagascar estavam certos, sorrir e acenar evita tanta dor de cabeça.

Men celebrate things they tried soo hard to achieve. Birthday is not one of them.

5k fuel is just 3.5L,,, if ur papa dey campaign for APC, e no go better for you and ur papa .. 🙏🙏

There is a TOTAL BREAKDOWN of Law and Order in this country. JAMB is lying, CBN is lying, FIRS is lying, Senate is lying, Judiciary lying, all parastatals are lying because a lying thief is the president. Total nonsense!

Perdí mi billetera un miércoles en la tarde. Me di cuenta cuando fui a pagar el mercado. Revisé todos los bolsillos dos veces. Nada. La cajera me miró con esa cara que uno no quiere que le pongan en público. Dejé todo en la caja y salí. Bloqueé las tarjetas desde el teléfono. Llamé al banco. Empecé a recordar dónde había estado durante el día. El bus. La farmacia. La fila del banco esa mañana. Lo que más me dolía no era el dinero. Era la cédula, el carné del seguro, una foto de mi papá que cargo desde hace años y que no existe en ningún otro lado. Publiqué en el grupo del barrio. Nada. Llamé al banco físico. Nada. Al día siguiente, temprano, alguien tocó la puerta. Era un niño de unos diez años. Uniforme de colegio. Morral enorme. Me extendió la billetera. "La encontró mi mamá en el bus. Vio la cédula y nos pusimos a buscar la dirección." La abrí. Todo estaba. Las tarjetas bloqueadas inútilmente. La cédula. La foto de mi papá. Y los cuarenta mil pesos en efectivo que tenía adentro. Le pregunté al niño cómo se llamaba su mamá para llevarle algo. "No hace falta", dijo. "Ella dice que con que usted haga lo mismo algún día es suficiente." Se fue corriendo a alcanzar el bus.

Bare minimum mind you.

Even Pablo Escobar built schools, clinics, homes and funded education for the people in his favela. These dogs are buying Lamborghinis & Porsches with our hard earned taxes. Fucken hell mate.

Happy earth day to you because you're my whole world

The melody on Back Outside by Buju & Sarz is a perfect example of simplicity done right. No overproduction. No noise. Just clean, emotional sound that carries the whole song. Sarz really understands space.

eu quero casar porra quero morar junto fazer mercado junto quero fazer janta gostosa dormir agarrada todo dia que inferno pqp

98% of road blocks by Nigerian police officers are for extortion purposes only, not for the security of lives and property.

My red flag is that if you don't talk to me, I won't talk to you either. But not because I don't want to talk to you, but because I think if you don't want to talk to me, I should give you space so I don't bother you