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The soda machine at amc was completely out of Diet Coke on Barbie opening night women are so powerful

@iamreenna I just turned 31 and I couldn’t agree more. Although my toe hurt yesterday because I ate a mango 🥲 (too much sugar)

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She’s halfway done and I don’t wanna be like “actually I already cleaned!” AND I’m questioning my own ability to clean because I thought it was spotless but apparently it didn’t look clean enough for her to question and be like “wait did someone already clean!?” 🥲

So at my new house my roommates and I have assigned weeks to tidy up the apartment and clean. I cleaned this Monday but just walked into my roommate cleaning the entire place. I realized that I miscounted the week (it actually was her turn) but now I can’t say anything since..

Tonight I had to make the trade off of having a gout flare up or eating a crunchwrap supreme while watching the sunset over the ocean. Well so far no flareup! Welcome to 31 I guess 🥹

The only word that comes to my mind after the #Succesion finale is violated

Unnecessarily expensive it is to spend $55 on a pizza? Well happy Friday to you too

And then you realize that, while pizza is always great, you can’t succumb to spending $55 on okaying pizza so you sheepishly make Turkey and veggies you bought at Safeway two days ago while also wanting the pizza but can’t have it because it annoys you how painfully

You ever wanna unwind on a Friday evening and eat Pizza and watch Barry. But then you go to order pizza off DoorDash only to realize it’s $55 to order a single pizza and then

All this hype about succession ending almost made me forget how perfect Noho Hank is

Coffee shops with poor wifi need to be outlawed. Sorry @bluebottleroast but it’s time for you to go

#outofcontextgrandma #freefeetpics

There needs to be an app that ranks coffee shops based off of how good their lids are. @ABCSharkTank I’ll offer you 40% for $400 million

I just paid my bill at a restaurant only to realize that it wasn’t my check. Now my biggest fear has come to fruition - standing up for myself 🥹