ashbin weevil

starting 2026 as i mean to go on: hot and sober

i haven’t had a drink in 365 days ain’t that mad ! boozer ? i hardly know her

bodyweb covering wait & bleed 011125 boom, leeds

four days no meds because of a mix up with the surgery and i feel like i’ve been shot in the back of the head lenny style

doing much better in the grand scheme but i have been feeling very much like i could rip every single hair out of my body the last week or so

@OllyMayer @g0dsh4t3 no dr pepper on this list? disgraceful

@g0dsh4t3 Irn bru Cream soda Vimto

guys what’s the best soft drink in the world

i know i was once a nightmare neighbour but living next to students is the worst why are they chanting? why do they have WHISTLES? it’s 10pm on a school night please just give it up

wish i could text my cat whilst im at work like love u king thinking about u x

just had a vegan steak bake and almost fell to my knees in the street

greg hall from twitter getting recognised as greg hall from twitter tipped me over the edge

cauldron 200925 conviction recs all dayer, newcastle

Town crier but it’s just Sexy Redd : Skee Yee Skee Yee 🗣️ 🔔

didn’t think i could ever take kareoke too far whilst sober but here i am

@OllyMayer you’re so brave !!xxxxx

So travelling solo so far has been incredible stressful

me: “god why does my tummy hurt so bad today?” the redbull i drank at 7:55am: 👁️👄👁️

Oppenhymen

This in The Cab is genuinely insane. South Wales ON TOP

Overheard at the show: “you know the band is gonna go hard when the vocalist looks like he does computer science at uni”

@LanXemily 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

came home from work crying so Ash went to the shop and bought me an entire chocolate cake that I’m currently eating in bed. This is girlhood

this lady would order a peppermint tea and then hold up the queue to tell you that seed oils in the oat milk are killing people