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I am friendly

I am friendly

@__cloy

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เข้าร่วม Ağustos 2015
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Not keen on deodorant, me. Conscious however, some coconut oil is not efficacious enough to overpower my scent. So: did a little post-gym smell test with my mom. Inching forward until she could sniff my stink. Her nose, just shy of the pits and still nothing. It might be over
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Doing a little birdwatching at an industry terrain today. Notable sightings: logistics guy with safety vest which had "it's transpossible!" written on it and the most obvious sleeper cell agent spy disguised as a lone, pudgy old, Chinese lady
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Not to brag or anything... But my mom was WAY hotter than all these other moms who had their pictures posted . . .
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A 45 minute bath, which is slightly too hot for comfort, is a great way to make your next drink taste like the BEST thing you've EVER had
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Brewer's yeast removed from local stock at Kruidvat™... Sinister moves are being played here...
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Border Belgoid watching his life pass by, waiting for Dutchards to have their way with the home turf gas station. Unrelenting pumpage... can after can, filled-up full of desert juice. Will they leave any crumbs?
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@anabology how is one to dose a consistently sized vitamin e droplet when it seeps out of the pipette like a long string of viscous pre-cum (vulgar spelling of "come", ejaculate)
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Big fan of truck drivers with an extravagant and esoteric "thank you" signalling sequence. The switch getting finessed like an arcade joystick for a finishing move in a mortal kombat game
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Mul∆tto stud with huge arms absolutely smoked me on the monthly gym challenge... The employees are exempt from winning prizes, however, so I undeservedly got to REVEL in the GLORY of victory by slurping on a FREE-of-CHARGE mango-strawberry smoothie (I was base enough to enjoy)
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Fully expected the 2 minimally dressed german foids to tell me to "verpiss" myself as I approached them to ask to pose for a cheeky picture with my pal on his bachelor's party... but no, they were really pleasant and told us they were looking for "anschluss"
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Not the jealous type but I saw a place with two beautiful ancient motor bikes decaying out in the front yard's open air, along with a whole life worth of junk and to me that looked like complete freedom
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Local gang of under 16 year olds has adopted the shiny, black Michelin-man jacket, you'd normally see on a desert refugee, as their suit of armor and honestly...they look pretty flippin cool in their matching w1gger fits... Bullying the sensitive hippy bum maybe less cool though(
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Rokù 🏔️⚡💛
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taxes for electric car in the Netherlands are 9x higher than what I paid for old gasoline car in Germany
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Unreal how it's legal to have marten-repellent aimed at public roads. You ought to just pay the hundreds or thousands of euros to fix your car after the little furry bellend had its way with the wiring instead of violating my senses with a geriatric-proof sonic boom
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I think this is the first time in my life I’ve interacted with someone who didn’t know what the Netherlands was
WHG baddie@isa2001m

Experience using a Brazilian public hospital today: not bad at all. I had a minor health issue I wanted to get checked out. In Brazil, you have the option of going to a private or public hospital. Since it was something small, I decided it wouldn’t hurt to check out the public hospital, and if it was really bad I could always go to a private one afterward. My husband came along with me to the closest hospital to where we live. They took my information, asked why I was there, and put me in a waiting room. A nurse called me in, then referred me to a doctor. The doctor said I needed to go to a different (public) hospital because they didn’t have the specialized department I needed at the hospital we were at. At that point we had spent maybe 25 minutes there, so it was all very quick. We got into an Uber. At the new hospital we went directly to the right ward. There, an administrative employee started taking my information, and it all became very funny. She asked me where I was from. I said “Holanda,” and she was like ??? My husband started explaining in Portuguese: she’s Dutch, she’s from “Holanda, Países Baixos.” The woman started laughing and said she’d never heard of it before, and then we started laughing too because she was typing “Onlanda” into the computer. Imagine meeting someone from a country you’ve never heard of before. It is indeed kind of funny. She was very nice. Anyway, after that we waited in another room for maybe 10 minutes. A new male nurse started taking some medical information and checked my blood pressure, etc. He was the only male staff member we interacted with; everyone else was female. We waited another 15 minutes. Then finally we went into a room where a very sweet nurse and doctor helped me. They did some tests and gave me a prescription. The mulatta nurse spoke English quite well. No one else did, which was fine — I understand a little bit of Portuguese and my husband speaks it fluently, and no one seemed bothered by me not speaking it well. The doctor also asked me out of curiosity: what language do they speak in the Netherlands? So overall, a good experience with kind people, not much waiting, and it was all free. The only downside: the public hospitals are quite run-down. Some broken waiting room benches. Walls that haven’t been painted in years. Visibly old machines. For serious issues I would go to a private hospital. But honestly, all of this in a private hospital probably would’ve taken the same amount of time, they would’ve prescribed me the same medicine, and the tests they did would have cost somewhere between €150–300.

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Anything you share with a gypsy (¼ "purity" and upwards), regardless of good rapport . . . he will use against you when it suits him or in weakness as a defence mechanism
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Some days the bap 5 am faggot tweet hits harder than others
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