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“I was finna see if you wanted to smoke but you in here sleep” Me:

the most tiring thing about adulting to me is how CONSTANT it is. there is ALWAYS some shit to sort out. you're chilling' means you're probably just ignoring the million things on your to-do list

"Why don't you post yourself anymore?" Me:

I hate when you're looking for apartments to rent, you find one reasonably priced and then you realize they're Senior living apartments. I mean, I'm in bed by 9pm and I get up at 5am. I QUALIFY.

@pplaybunny @leopardbonnet I’m weak I know 7 bitches that loook exactly like you nothing organic no spark.

@leopardbonnet Ho stfu, u know me? And I can always tell when a bitch is a loser from behind an irrelevant page. Next

I can always tell when sb got a piercing/tattoo strictly for social media purposes 😂😂😂

@ScotLouie Brooklyn in the house let me lace of up my running shoes

NY 🗽STAND TF UP!! Diva Mamdani reporting for duty Tuesday May 5th make sure you're watching my instagram stories I'm doing a very diva coded PR giveaway...scavenger hunt style! I'll be posting the exact locations of the bags! First come, first serve! TO US 🥂

@RobianaSnow Rent was due !!

OG Hotties know Meg mama, Holly, strict af.

@noturmaze The smoke when she pulled up oh boy Ive watched this a thousand times she pulled tf up ready for war

Daughter losing the 1v1? Bystanders watching until Mom slides through swinging. Parental instincts hit different From zero to bat-wielding chaos in 0.2 seconds. Moms really built different."No cap

@SS_Lee_toyou @Shaq868_

@Shaq868_ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Me finally going into the stall after 15 minutes of bullshit

Being the only guy in the group watching the bags and drinks. I knew yall be in there on some bullshit.

@NyShittyNews The lady sliding on her knees is my favorite part 😂😂😂

#NYShitty🗽💩; Smh wait is even going on here? Is it worth it? Now you’re whole day and outfit ruined smh! Stay safe and keep your hands to yourself #NYC. It’s wayyyyy too early for this.

bruh 😭

When i tell you i just got crossfaded as fuck and got put through the mattress. Best dick i had this pay period.

If you want it …

Broke Af how you sellinnn twat 🙄💖✨🤮🙄 #ioncareho 🧘🏽‍♀️

Bad bitch pool day or whatever. 🌴

how it feels to go in the bathroom when ur the right amount of tipsy at the bar

@ERISTHEPLANET I’m so proud of you honey 🚀

A very surreal moment :’)

I can get a badder bitch !!!!!!!

I will pay for my convenience.. I don’t like stress😭