Climax💯

No one really talks about that restlessness inside when you don't want to do your job anymore, you can't quit, and you don't know what to do instead.

If your life had a subtitle right now, what would it be? 😂

@BigDowat Both of you are thinking about real life… just different departments 😭

Dating a university girl is stressful, you will be thinking about real life. She will be yapping about FYB

What's a scam that's so normal in Nigeria that nobody even calls it a scam anymore? 👀

@thebigdammy The position where money is entering my account 🌝

Be honest, what's your favorite position??

@educatedtug01 So we're measuring love with screen time now? 🌝....

“We don’t have to talk every day”….. A man who doesn’t like you.

@thebigdammy The setup was suspicious from the first line, not gonna lie 😂

Cows produce milk Bees produce honey Women produce babies What tf do men produce?🤔👀

@excelduru If you're seeing this, we might as well be mutuals already 🤝

One reply can bring new mutuals to your page

@Amaafrikaa The answer depends on who cooked it 😂

One food that belongs here 👇

@lynn130415 @Dammi_Esq Amen ❤️ I'm tired of having dreams. It's time for addresses 😭🏠

6 months from now you will be busy cleaning your own house, driving your own car. Yess that's you❤️

@tuyung41 @Sironyeka Y€llo Future big account checking in 😭✊🏽

You can get 50 followers per day. If you want to gain followers, drop "Y€llo" and connect with everyone who likes it. I’ll do shoutouts for my active followers🤝🤝🤝

Jesus Christ 🥹😭 I just got MONETIZED 🍾🎉🙌 28 days. That’s all it took. 28 days ago I posted my first tweet and got 4 views. FOUR. I went to bed that night wondering if I had made a terrible mistake. I almost deleted everything on day 4. 😭 I cried on day 7. I questioned everything on day 14. But I kept showing up. Today I have 2K followers. Over 1K of them verified blue tick accounts. 7.7 million impressions. 🔥 And X just told me I will receive my first payment on June 19th. I need to say something to my mutuals first. You know who you are. The ones who engaged from day one when I had nothing. The ones who reposted when nobody was watching. The ones who dropped comments that made me feel like my words actually meant something. You didn’t just support an account. You built a person back up when she was running on empty. I would not be here without you. Not even close. And to everyone who is still in the trenches right now — posting into silence, going to bed with single digit views, wondering if any of this is worth it. Stay. Please stay. Your notification is coming. It has a date on it. You just don’t know it yet. Repost this for the person in your timeline who needs to see it today. And drop a ❤️ in the comments so I know who was here when it happened. We celebrate together or not at all. 😘🍾

That’s why it’s called net worth, not face worth 😭

@Benarduzoka2 That’s why it’s called net worth, not face worth 😭

Rich Men are not always Handsome

@Dammi_Esq You just carry me back. Back when ₦5 could buy happiness and break time was the highlight of the day 😂

Haha man, those colourful ball gums! 😭 We used to call them “eyin alangba” or just ball gum back then. The hard ones that almost break your jaw before they soften 😂 ₦5 felt like real money in those days you could buy two, mix red and green like it was fashion 😄. Break time wasn’t complete without them, especially the white one that turns to powder inside your mouth.

@debest_nft Salary is the shortest love story in adulthood 😭

can you define salary in your own terms?

@Iwa_lewa1 We? 😭 I don't remember attending that meeting.

we all agreed that fried rice belongs to the bin right??

The photographer: "Look at the symmetry." Everybody else: 👀

@Prince_of_web3 Hi 👋 I heard there are free followers here. I came to verify 😂💚

No Account should be under 3k 💯 Say Hi, I'll boost you 💚