dags

As an extremely single person, I have no business singing Helpless and Satisfied from @HamiltonMusical with such zest😂

“donna kelce has decided on triple french doors to the master bedroom”

TMZ learning about Donna Kelce’s home remodel

There are no 2 temperatures further apart than 55° in March and 55° in September

The clear winner of the first half: Patrick Mahomes. Y'all wanted someone other than the Chiefs in the Super Bowl. You reap what you sow.

Josh Allen needs a fresh start in Indianapolis

my ducks: in a row my elephant: addressed my eggs: several baskets my bigger fish: fried

Nov. 10, which means I’m on the Edmund Fitzgerald side of tik tok ofc🚤 #iykyk

you want me to work? taylor swift just told the world she is engaged to be married and you want me to work?

Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married 🧨

FORGET EVERYTHING TAYLOR IS ENGAGED

texting my group chats that Taylor and Travis are engaged

Me showing up to work today.

I need TS12 to include whatever crack @taylorswift13 used to create False God 🩵 🩷 ❤️‍🔥

the new heights media team at 10 PM on a monday

Taylor's about to do a f*cking podcast! NEW EPISODE WEDS 7PM ET

All of us swifties rn:

The takeaway from each season of @netflix Quarterback is that Kirk Cousins is a national treasure and he must be protected at all costs. #KohlsCashKing

When the washer and dryer did their job and now it's time to do yours

Happy 4th of July everyone!! Enjoy it!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Found on the cart before the round today. May start keeping score like this going forward