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Homer Simpson

@_dahphil

Manchester United won’t kill me 🙏 .🔜Mechanical Engr . I gamble the Nasdaq lol.

เข้าร่วม Aralık 2017
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Tobi
Tobi@DrealTobi_·
Don’t let anybody gaslight you. Don’t let anyone lie to you. Don’t let anyone trick or bribe you. The only credible, competent and compassionate presidential candidate we have in Nigeria today is PETER GREGORY OBI.
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Homer Simpson@_dahphil·
@emekalim And who said there are no avenues lmao. Nigerians are eligible for visa on arrival to Iran. They’d rather spend their lives savings to get denied at the us embassy and that’s what the op was referring to. You’re just slow
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Franku
Franku@emekalim·
@_dahphil Brother it’s Sunday. I don’t have energy to spell out common sense statements.
Franku tweet media
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LIMOBLAZE OMO JESU
LIMOBLAZE OMO JESU@Limoblaze·
And PETER OBI is not the lesser evil, never in our history have we had a politician that the opposition couldn’t stifle by pinning some of their crimes on them. In the context of politics, He is a SAINT, squeaky clean SAINT OBI.
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Commodore.
Commodore.@TheWavyRed·
God: "Marry your crush or sign a contract for Arsenal to not win any trophies this season" Me:
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mike
mike@mikealebiosu·
i promise you, no one else could take fuel from ₦140 to ₦1300 and still have people lining up to vote for him again. everything has deteriorated since that devil became president. all of you supporting him will not eat anything good in life.
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Homer Simpson@_dahphil·
@emekalim The original poster was talking about Iran/nK vs the US tho. So now who can’t read?
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Franku
Franku@emekalim·
@_dahphil It’s clear you can’t read. If viable opportunities became available for Nigerians to leave to Iran/NK over staying in Nigeria they’ll pick Iran. Do you know why? Because as horrible as everyone claims it is it’s still less horrible than Nigeria 🫩
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👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊
👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊@UnkleAyo·
I don't know if you know: But since Bola stole the Presidency in 2023, he has only visited 14 Nigerian States. 13 were political events. In fact, he has visited 24 countries. More countries than Nigerian states. Peter Obi has visited all. God will punish all of you seh.
👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊@UnkleAyo

I genuinely don't know what else Peter Obi has to do to convince you idiots - let's assume your obvious suffering isn't enough. Has ran a "parallel govt" since '23. Funding schools, hospitals, visited all 36 states. Even if Obi is pretending, he'd have been tired by now.

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Homer Simpson@_dahphil·
@emekalim You’re retarded. It’s 10x easier for Nigerians to go to Iran than to go to the US but guess which embassy is always full to the brim anytime of the year🤡
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Franku
Franku@emekalim·
@_dahphil Like sometimes do you people even use 1% of your brains to think
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Lekan Olayinka
Lekan Olayinka@lekan_olayinka1·
Also, Peter Obi is not a “lesser evil”. I am again begging us all to have moral clarity. The man who said if anyone finds N5 that he embezzled should come forward and he’d leave the race: That man is not a “lesser evil” I am begging you guys. The man who has donated more money to education and health from his own purse more than the CapEx for health by the government is not a “lesser evil”. The man who left no debt but actual surplus in the treasury of the state he governed is not a “lesser evil”. The man who has successfully without any corruption led as: Chairman of Fidelity Bank Plc Director of Fidelity Bank Plc Chairman of Next International Nigeria Ltd Chairman of Guardian Express Mortgage Bank Ltd Chairman of Future View Securities Ltd Chairman of Paymaster Nigeria Ltd Chairman of Chams Nigeria Plc Director of Chams Nigeria Plc Director of Data Corp Ltd Director of Card Centre Plc Independent Non-Executive Director of Nigeria LNG Ltd: Is not a “lesser evil”. The man who went to Egypt to study how to make power constant for you is not a lesser evil. The man who said he wouldn’t tax you unless he has prospered you isn’t a lesser evil. The “lesser evil” bifurcation came when we wanted to choose between a corrupt incompetent Buhari and a corrupt incompetent Atiku. I don’t really like politics Twitter. But I’m saying this so we all have moral clarity. I am begging us all. Please, let’s dump these contrarian virtue signaling. I am begging. We are up against vicious people. These are the people who have witnessed around 5 generals and colonels die and nothing is moving them. I am begging you all, please.
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AfricanJesu
AfricanJesu@AfricanJesu·
Can you imagine the tribalism and chaos that would consume these European nations (overlaid with the map of Nigeria) if they were to be "forcefully amalgamated" into one country? The true size of Nigeria's problems.
African Maps@MapsAfrican

The true size of Nigeria 🇳🇬

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y4yi
y4yi@yxyiagain·
tinubu carry 185 naira fuel go 1400 and una still dey support this government. e ti se ofo o
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HONITEL👑
HONITEL👑@HonitelHQ·
Let me put it in perspective if you still don’t know how ridiculously bad and incompetent this government is; The five naira note is useless. The 10 naira note is useless. The 20 naira note is worthless. The 50 naira note can only buy a sachet of water and gum. N100? Three sachets of water. N200 can’t buy one egg. How about the highest naira denomination? N1,000 cannot buy bread. N1,000 cannot buy sardines. N1,000 cannot buy a liter of fuel. N1,000 cannot buy a liter of juice. N1,000 cannot buy a plate of street food. So, for a poor Nigerian to be able to feed at least 2x a day, they’ll spend between 3-7k (note: I’m talking about poor Nigerians here). Let’s assume they spend 4k per day on food. 4,000 × 30 = 120,000 monthly. Where do you think they’ll be able to see that kind of money, only for food? Tinubu must go, and it shall never be well with all of you supporting this government. You’ll ask God for peace and prosperity, and He will forsake you. 🙏🏾
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Alhaji
Alhaji@yeankhar·
If he gets a second term: - 5,000 naira note will be created - 3rd term agenda will be passed to law with the speed of light - Most prominent opposition figures will do jail - You and your neighbor will start contributing to buy a crate of eggs.
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Matt Walsh
Matt Walsh@MattWalshBlog·
The whole idea of "incompetent to stand trial" is fucking nonsense. If you're too "incompetent" to understand that you shouldn't butcher an innocent woman on the train, you should die. Period. Arrest, convict, execute. You are not fit to be a part of human society. How many more innocent people must we sacrifice for the sake of coddling and babying the absolute scum of the Earth? Our ancestors had it right. They would have had this guy hanging from the gallows an hour after conviction. The old system of justice was light years better than this insane bullshit we're dealing with now.
New York Post@nypost

Crazed homeless man accused of slaughtering Iryna Zarutska on train found incompetent to stand trial trib.al/GsJMZC8

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Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑
“Enough is enough! Prepare for 2027. While you’re praying and defending yourself, be alive to see them voted out. Anything you can do to defend yourself, do it. Self defence is not a crime. Don’t let any vagabond kill you when you have purpose to fulfill” - Apst. Micheal Orokpo.
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David Gakamsky
David Gakamsky@gakamsky·
@nonregemesse >cersei has daenarys and all of her top guys in the sights of her archers and scorpions >doesent just kill them all Was she stupid?
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