M.B.J🍒

Calling on God to ensure I'm placed in the 2026 wealth and health package not the life lessons and toughest warrior package

wow,waec is now 80k

@Toribabieegirl don't mind him

"i don't like women who wear too much of makeup and wigs/weaves" Meanwhile Him: .....

@_Nsznn 😭😭

Bruh women dey really try for this cooking thing, since 3hrs this rice never gree turn to fried rice

@justin5star lol

I need to visit the dentist to check my eyes. I can’t hear anything.

@Ajoke__xx same o

too drained to even be mad at anything

@vinicius_snrr yup

mutual check, can you reply this?

@fwamaraaaa true

once you realize you deserve better, losing people won't even matter anymore.

@_xxiel motion isn't about the momentum it's about the moment moment isn't about the morning it's about the money uwlc😭😭

I need person wey go just dey use motivation whine me, all these perspire to acquire niggas

@WittyLevi fast fast comot am😪

When you jokingly say “come join me eat” and they come with their spoon.

@_y3maya omo

y’all in a love triangle, i’m in a love decagon😭😭

@VeejayKingg when i wrote mine it was 40k

@_embijae How much was it before?

@TriciaI4JP @_embijae

Drop your handles let's follow you now ❤️🌹

@Mercyyyyyy25 you only live once

Apart from "Life is short " What other line do you use before you make bad decisions?

@ogebuleN true

you don’t hate your life, you hate your current financial situation.

@sley_Xk right?

a relationship can end even if it was full of love

jamb is 20sth too omo,nmwfpp

@Harmoke0 same o😭

Chill please 😭I haven’t had sex on a yacht.😩

@ayblaack amen

@Justtdavid_ idek yet

If you could live in any city in the world, where would it be?

@somtodeyforyo i dun give up sef😭

If you get up to 10 likes today,omo you baff soap.🤦‍♂️