Erin Elliott

happy father’s day to them

Knuckle tats that just say DRPE PPER

how it feels to be a beautiful woman forced to work on a monday

@NHLBruinsSTH Go Bruins & Blades 💛🖤

Everyone at work is mad at me for calling in sick. They all hate me and don’t believe I’m sick. No one told me this but I feel it deep down so it must me true, my intuition

you’re telling me a blunt forced this trauma?

having a baby looks really hard … if u always have baby in one hand and ur phone in the other …. where do u put ur ice coffee ? does baby hold it ? I doubt …

My biggest flaw is probably being from the United States

Wash your hands folks

i simply would never “be in the right headspace,” it’s just not in my nature

“Fuck it we ball” I say as I sleepily put a grape jelly uncrustable into my bag at 6am before getting ready to go to work

what’s your birthstone? mine is rock bottom

uber driver: are you ok? me at 4 am: