Fiolakemi

@Molayoo_ Abeg nau 🤣

Your sister from another mother don show you why no be your mama born ham.

@Goddey4me12 @Promzyparagon 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Promzyparagon Omo I no fit she Dey abuse me sexually

I once had a girlfriend who didn’t like missionary, doggy, or any other style. All she ever wanted was to climb on top of me and grind on my Dvck, and once she finished, she wouldn’t allow anything else, na straight sleep 😅. One day, this girl shaved and still climbed me like usual. Omo, she used her freshly shaved obough grind me finish… by the time she was done, I had bruises, bruh 😂. As day break reach, na so I block her everywhere, omo, she no hear from me again.

@Poeticmedic1 You're mad, I like you 😍 🥰

No. Once women turn 35 they lose their uterus and start producing testosterone then they become men

@chubbywinsh @voiceofabayomi My best for real

@voiceofabayomi This song and Early momo by vector ft good girl LA

I really don’t know how to explain it, but this feels like music. Like if someone asked me to define music and give examples, this song would be one of them. It sounds like what music is supposed to sound like.

@TFolohunso @voiceofabayomi Buju and ladipoe too

@voiceofabayomi Running by Fireboy ft Ladipoe is another great song. You can never go wrong with Ladipoe

@elizaego You must finish what you started o 😏🤣😏

Oh boy 🫠

@nma_kara @Jevrix9 💯

@Jevrix9 Yh because youre supposed to kill him. A dead man can't see you anymore.

First time a man beats you should be the last time he sees you.

@Simply_Glowrie @precy_oma Me too o

@precy_oma Let me do for my friend first before una cancel am 😭

Hot take, but Ladies shouldn’t be in “grooms men” it’s called grooms men for a reason. If she is so close to the groom she should be the one wearing the wedding dress. Otherwise, she should sew a dress with the wedding colors and slay like a Babe, not trying to be a “grooms girl”

@Winnieamps @_viewu Very mad 🤣😂

@_viewu “Quit your job and be a stay home mom” Oga you’re mad🤣🤣

if youre a traditional man , look for a traditional woman and let’s all have peace of mind. nobody is sacrificing their career in this regime👍🏼

@_agneeess Plantain 😒😏

Wanted to make pancakes, but clearly this flour had other plans😔😭😭

@OtPersimmon It goes like mad

Amala and Egusi?? R u okay?? It cannot go.

@MEnigmati @ThisIsAdemuyiwa Oh my goodness 😳

@ThisIsAdemuyiwa Ba O ba ni, kobaje (it is fermented not spoilt)

What is the yoruba word for fermentation? NB: Yorubas eat a lot of fermented foods which means our ancestors were brilliant scientists in their own way.

@unknownuzernam @Lifeof_AG01 Which kid pls? 🤔

@Lifeof_AG01 😂😂😂 until a woman kills your kid without telling you... Cause apparently it's your responsibility if she chooses to keep the baby, u no really get sense o

Ask the ladies; it's their body.

@Phatbabeluuu Omo, I weak 😭

Chai So sad

@Lifeof_AG01 Till now, its still what I think 😂😂

My dumb ass used to think “making love” meant having sex in slow motion. 😭🥴

@shark2last @Teephirm @IdrisAOni1 @9iceofficial What is Satan?

It is rather unfortunate to the extent that many of the so called Alfas that I grew up with in the hood, practice iṣẹṣe instead of standing firm on Tawhid. Some of them go as far as offering sacrifices to Satan and all sorts. They cause confusion for many people. And Allah knows best.

If @9iceofficial had simply embraced his Ifa tradition and left it at that, it would have been far better for him. However, venturing into commentary on the Prophet Muhammad’s marriage and attempting to use it to attack the Qur’ān only exposed a profound level of ignorance on the subject. Trying to undermine Islam in order to elevate his traditional religion is not only misguided but a weak approach that can only resonate with those equally uninformed. The Prophet’s marriages have been thoroughly explained and contextualized by scholars for centuries, there is no confusion for those who seek understanding with sincerity. Muslims also do not perform Hajj to “lick a rock”; such caricatures reveal a shallow grasp of Islamic rites and history. Everyone is free to choose their path. But intellectual honesty demands that one speaks from knowledge, not from emotion or ignorance or the desire to promote one faith by disparaging another. May Allah guide us all to what is true and best. Āmīn.

@tshianki The human heart is so dark, just quit that friendship and focus on your self, decanter her.

My friend just bought herself a house but when I buy lunch I buy for the both of us.

@NaijjaQueen Fall as how na, where will it fall to?😭

Waittt! Your vagina can fall out of your body when you’re pregnant???😭😭😭😭 This pregnant woman’s vagina fell out of her body???

@iszabel_lah @jbmillenial Oh my.

@jbmillenial I have a neighbor’s child going through psychosis right now because they won’t let him keep his hair and did the same to him. He’s been having a mental breakdown for about 2 weeks now, in and out of hospital. I detest parents with high-handedness.

“My son doesn’t come home anymore since he went for NYSC, I don’t know what we did”

@osaze_omo @tomisin_ms 😂😂😂

@tomisin_ms Lions kill!!! they don’t “throw” cubs into the river. It’s not Nollywood

He’s trying to mount her while her baby is drowning, and she’s trying to save him. Reminds me of that video of a husband trying to cuddle up to his wife while she was breastfeeding. Men are really something across all species.