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cos they’re going back into the dating market lol
The Odin@TheOdin_II
Why do you have to wait till breakups before you start looking out for yourself? 🤷♂️
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Dear @dikko_radda
I am a doctor working with the state government, I am in dire need of a house I can call mine. Please, consider me ahead of the bandits.
Thank you 🙏🏽
TheCable@thecableng
‘Houses, grants could be yours’ — Dikko Radda woos bandits with reintegration offer Dikko Radda, governor of Katsina, has appealed to bandits operating across the state’s forests to lay down their arms and embrace peace. The governor spoke on Friday during the inauguration of 152 housing units for internally displaced persons (IDPs) in Jibia LGA. thecable.ng/houses-grants-…
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tem q ter no mínimo uns 15 anos de tela pra entender essa aqui... e eu entendi
Cavalinho do Corinthians@sccpcavalo
Muito legal esse uniforme branco e dourado do Brasil
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What is a “black Nigerian artist”?
Lanre Shonubi@LanreShonubi
ODUMODU is probably one of the booked Nigerian artists in Europe and I say this cos no one is booking Afrobeats artists like that again. They’ll rather throw a party and book DJs, but OD is here man. Mans like a black Nigerian artist and guess what? They are paying him!
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“I nodded and started transferring but before I finished, he came back & gave her his card.”
Hauwa 🌟🌬@Hauwa_L
I was getting food with a man. When we were done, he went to the loo & I asked the waitress for the bill. With shock and disbelief, she said “you’re paying???” I nodded and started transferring but before I finished, he came back & gave her his card. She said with relief, “Ehnehn, why will you pay?” All of us burst out laughing. 😂😂
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@7salmy @Worrido_SK It’s a numbers game for them. One big sale pays for 2 years of transfer fees.
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They’ve made expensive dumb ass moves as well but no one speaks about those
Pro Future Stars@ProFutureStars1
Top 5 biggest departures in Brighton's history: 💰🐦 🇪🇨 Moisés Caicedo — Signed at 19 for €28M, sold for €116M. 🇪🇸 Marc Cucurella — Signed at 23 for €18M, sold for €65M. 🇧🇷 João Pedro — Signed at 21 for €34M, sold for €64M. 🇳🇱 Jan Paul van Hecke — Signed at 20 for €6.5M, sold for €60M. 🏴 Ben White — Joined at 16 for FREE, sold for €59M. 📊 Total invested: €86.5M 📈 Total received: €364M Brighton turned €86.5 million into €364 million through just five players. Tony Bloom's recruitment model is one of the greatest success stories in modern football. 👏💎
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achei que fosse o começo de um porno gay
FearBuck@FearedBuck
HSTikkyTokky’s best friend nearly got into a horrific accident on stream 🤯
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They don’t give airline passengers giant butcher knives anymore because of woke
rosey🌹@thechosenberg
Turkey Dinner, Pan Am, 1949. This is what they took from you.
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I ordered the wrong item, tried to return it and the app said this
Mr Brute@BuddyNoLove
Amazon will take ANY excuse. They just want you to leave them alone. Your dog ate your homework??? BET. Here’s your money back 😂
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Would never normally disagree with Phil but I actually think now is the best possible time to back Turkey as dark horses for Euro 2028. The upside has never been bigger.
The Athletic | Football@TheAthleticFC
It’s time to face facts. 𝗡𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗮𝗻𝘆 𝗼𝗳 𝘂𝘀 𝘁𝗶𝗽 𝗧𝘂𝗿𝗸𝗲𝘆 𝗮𝘀 𝗱𝗮𝗿𝗸 𝗵𝗼𝗿𝘀𝗲𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱 𝗖𝘂𝗽. They made the semi-finals in 2002, sure, but that’s a bit like saying the Miami Dolphins were big in 1973. Every dog has its day. Turkey went out of the 2026 World Cup on day nine on Friday night, the biggest waste of an air fare ever. Turkey’s shooting at these finals has been remarkable, or remarkably bad. Their 62 efforts produced an expected goals (xG) total of 3.6. If you’re not clued in about xG, this means that on the basis of the quality of their chances, they should have scored fewer than four times (about once for every 17 shots). To put that in plain English, they’d be better off playing golf with sacks over their heads. 📝 @PhilHay_ bit.ly/4gwORED
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How bad is your life dude
𝙇𝙚𝙭𝙖𝙥𝙧𝙤@LexaproTrader
I swear that no amount of wealth/ success as an adult can replace this life/ feeling in highschool.
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He turns 38 on wednesday, he's quite a young man still. By 45 his punditry career could be dead. Better to get that cash in the bank I guess
TobyWrites@tobyasky
Micah Richards' is probably paying mortgage on like 5 houses😅 Bro is working both for BBC & Netflix for the world cup. He works CBS, SKY, RIF, bro is working everyday haha
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I’m sorry but this is frying me 😂😂😂
kamau@poorteffy
I grew up in a W.E.B. DuBois household and the first time my dad called me a nigga I cried cus it felt racist
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The BBC freeing up Gary Lineker’s wages and using it to employ 150 co-commenters at this tournament for some reason
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@souljagoyteller they paid them niggas in grilled cheese sammies
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How did they find so many actors with Down Syndrome who were willing to do something this degrading lmfaoooo
Mrs Ril🥀💍@MrsRilzk
In this world, everyone has down syndrome except for one boy! 🍿
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Imagine a commissioner thinking Chinedu is a slur, We have a long way to go.
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