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Logging in to remind you all that cheating is cool and you should do it. Ideally with me.

So happy it’s warm again

Never kill yourself

@ahumblecabbage I think grass/poison, I was leaning poison/dark for the STAB crunch but I think you actually just have the strong jaw ability

Anyway, if you wanna hook up let me know and we’ll get something scheduled but expect a 10-30business day lead time

Really fucked up that this manic episode is the work 70+ hours a week kind and not the have a bunch of sex kind. I’m really good at the have a bunch of sex kind.

The latest you should ever start having an eating disorder is during your high school wrestling years. Any later and you’re just a trender. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.

some of y’all’s friend groups looking like this

funniest thing about the whole "femmes don't know how to flirt" thing is the fact that it's so easy to tell when a femme wants you

I should call her

RT @DrainBamager: This sequence between Megan Bayne and Kris Statlander was just insane. BIG WOMEN GRAPS >>>

it’s really scary being a girl (mood swings)

boyfriEND girlfriEND bestfriEND they all have ends. you know what doesnt have an end? international champion kenny omega. like and rt if u cried

Hard times make strong trannies. Strong trannies make revolution.

RT @yknowitaintfair: butches with top surgery i love you

Wit the new Harry Potter series coming out, here is a little reminder that JK Rowling is not only a transphobe, which should be enough of a deal breaker, but she is also racist, antisemitic, and anti Irish. She is a full bigot across all modes of bigotry. And they are absolutely

Hypomanic Spring here I fucking come

@ahumblecabbage Yayyyy

this is literally insane @prettybittermp3 is the best band out there right now, fauxchella is going to be the best weekend 😭😭😭

@ahumblecabbage Hey I know that mirror!