Carsten Jaeschke

@Xilo_K That is why I left. Grew up there, for 98% of people Switzerland is the perfect place to live - but for the ambitious 2% it is where dreams die.

Zurich is the most drab place I have ever lived in. Leave. Go into debt if you have to.

"I swear my cleaning robot has gotten dumber since I got him" - are humans a bad influence for robots?

best investment 2025 was QBTS and upgrading to 4TB

getting invites to openclaw hackathons is wild

Sat at an airport heard 3 tones of music, and immediately knew it was a surf rout in pokemon emerald. - good childhood memories

@cory_jay44 @syyyyriiiineee I miss you guys! - currently in Madrid.

@syyyyriiiineee @_thecarsten I’ll be back soon!

WEEK IV @theresidency && @inventorsRes 1. Wrapped the NSF I-Corps program and completed 25 user interviews + on the road to 100s Our System-on-a-Node (SoN) is 10× faster and 70% cheaper than a 30-node cluster equivalent 3. More customers are interested

@AnnieLiao_2000 Today I learned I'm not in monk mode & locked in - I am just locked in.

dating in sf is cooked because: 30% of guys are "locked in" (too busy for relationships) 30% are in their "monk mode era" (same as above but went to burning man) 20% are only on apps to validate their LLM training loop 20% are poly and "exploring ethical non-monogamy" leaving approximately 0% available for normal dating the math isn't mathing

@Waymo beta test: Car arrives chill, drives smooth, no red-eyed Uber driver on hour 18 begging for a nap. Down to stand for robot supremacy - ethical fares, zero drama. Sorry humans, you’re fired 😏🤖

If you’re sending a request to connect with me on LinkedIn please send a quick message along with it about yourself so I have context.

touching grass today after shipping all week @theresidency

@cory_jay44 @inventorsRes LFG!!!!

@_thecarsten @inventorsRes We’ll get healthy when we get wealthy

week 3 @inventorsRes : THE GRIND IS ON! > up till 5am every night with @cory_jay44 > started implementing the new approach, > implemented new method of characterizing molecules, > speedups several orders of magnitude over old approach, > massively decrease MD load > expecting to have a first prototype done by next week. > more stuff that I will be able to announce soon > started scheduling meetings again (5min ago).

Spending all my money on @AnselDias

Late nights in the Bio Dungeon of @inventorsRes

using new money units"Now I have spent 1 month worth of Codex" -@Abhinavsns

@Paulina_laba Text me and I will send you access to it to test it ;)

@_thecarsten Woahh need to get on that

I am taking a Waymo now and I have never needed an iPhone IDE more

hp35 go minecraft

First arm complete. 3 more to go!