A lifelong Dream, A Matrixsaeto's Flight

@Blisterdose happy thursday gubby. my mom gets hella pissed whenever i mention my dad in a positive light

Thursday with my Dad 🩷

@lesbianeunoia yes!

@Inatamawan I don't fucking know

What kind of fruit is this

@happE_dayZ @azrsakes Dude

bro thinks hes jesus oml 😭😭

This fly has been pissing me the fuck off for the past 6 hours in my room and I FINALLY CAUGHT IT. I decided to sacrifice and feed it to Livedroid's son. I also drew this in celebration

i dare you to slap your dick hard rn and tell me that doesn't look like an invincible edit

@FuckTeio she is growing up. be nice

Nishino Flower is a FRAUD EXPOSED

Hello @Charmin. I recently used your product, and, while wiping, the paper tore open and by fingers scraped the inside of my anus, leaving blood all over my bathroom. I’m writing to you today to issue a formal request to increase the strength of your “ultra strong” toilet paper.

@lesbianeunoia You too jeremiahs

@ilovesodiepop you are a genius not recognized in his time nathan

remember dis mega torta at a fair who was taking up 2 whole seats behind me yelling abt sum "move out da way" to me bitch i woulda rolled you out the fairgrounds like im playing super monkey ball

@lesbianeunoia goodnight jeremy

@Hishi_Akebono_ i like this game but why is there only one non-meta mejiro. and why does she have so much debuffs. makes me want to cry

Please Play Uma Musume: Beyond The Gates~!!! It's Free on Steam~!!! And it's Buono Buono~!!! // i liked this new patch, as an Akebono Main myself i just had to do some slander after playing rankeds for a few days...

@milk__ape Milk ape. I am so sorry to tell you whats happening to this game tomorrow

Just down loted new fun game excited to play every day

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@careshotwarrior WE will be at the poop jokes ceremony

celebration of laughing at poop jokes

@Chaotic_Fry @ThisStupidTwink go get em aunt

@ThisStupidTwink living up to your name with this tweet

we all need to come together as a society and agree that having divorced parents isnt that hard