Atul 💫

bhosdike sab virgin hai toh chud kaun raha hai

@realsomani 🤯🙇‍♂️

@aaattuuull Anything can survive if there is enough intent. Fortuner de do, waise survive hoga, badhiya package wala dedo to waise b survive ho jayega

shaant launda channt lugai could survive, but shaant lugai channt launda can't.

if hurting me don't hurt you. don't even tell me you love me.

who said whore licks and not horlicks

@im_mrleast paise dedoooo

@aaattuuull ghr badal le

it’s too hot outside to be bullshitting man

@__toothache__ 😏

@aaattuuull im channt

@_sexy_soul 😂

@aaattuuull Mujhe kya mai to kisi ka boyfriend nhi

baddies ke boyfriend nahi hote kya laadlioooo

@realsomani sachhai or what?

@aaattuuull Baddies pe besty-bestu-best ll hote hai

@im_mrleast ghar bore hora tha bahar nikla vapas ghar aagya

@aaattuuull toh ghr par baith ke krle bhaii

slow learner with long term memory loss

@CacheMeFirst 😂

@aaattuuull so u also got the offer letter x.com/i/status/20447…

who said TCS and not topa cutting service

@UtdApoorv exactly

@aaattuuull Tata Circumcision Services

@9orilla_ pyaar?

backshot ka mtlb peeche se photo lena hota kya

@thoughts_00023 papa marte thhe jaise

@aaattuuull Nahi bhai puchhe se sutai krna hota hai

@realsomani oh aisa mtlb encounter vagera

@aaattuuull Nahi, back shot mtlb piche se goli maarna hota hai

@tanwarbhanu_ subah subah depression

Most men die at 27; we just bury them at 72

@dedphool 🤯

@aaattuuull 203

chatpati bandi on the scale of 1 to 100 kitni chatpati ho sakti hai?