Sambo @WorldWide

#RoastThe90s I'm still waiting on my porn from the nineties to load

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 6 years, since 6 Aug 2016 (via @twi_age).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 5 years, since 6 Aug 2016 (via @twi_age).

This week there are some things in our life that we all can not avoid.. If you smell what the #NewTagOrder is cooking! Join host @SelinaSuede & @TheSeaRose produced by @Tagtoos_ & part of @HashtagRoundup Let's play:#IMightHaveToGo1On1With the GREAT ONE!

#IMightHaveToGo1On1With Mike Tyson

#DinnerWithFriends A cast of Blist sitcom stars all failed to shine in a overused and overdone pmot even a mighty CONCORDE was underused. The cast of everyone under the rainblw flag. steryotypucaly to.I was glad when it reached itts cliched end. Glad I wasnt a guest 2/5 just

#StartTheWeekRightBy Taking some pills and watching movies

#MyMidLifeCrisis get #MeTood #GetVancelled

#MyMidLifeCrisis Go to jail

#StartTheWeekRightBy walking your dog

#MyMidLifeCrisis Having sex

#SignsYouPeakedInHighSchool You had aii your teeth

#RoyalYacht Waste of cash

@mikemumbled Its been on for days

#FakeSandwichFacts im eating I right now plus heres a #CutePup

#Review #NewMovie Really enjoyed this #Biopic that traced her life from abused and poverty stricken childhood to her #Defiant,#DrugAddicted and #CivilRights involved career in which she was hounded by an #FBI agent called Aslinger!.Picked on by them to her drug death.Not bad 3/5

#ThingsHeardOnFauxNews My liver is goid

#ThingsHeardOnFauxNews I've stopped the drugs

#LineOfDuty Tmrw im gonna get their faces printed on mugs just sayin

#LineOfDuty its yer man from Norn

#LineOfDuty I dont know what the fuc is goin on???