David

@stepheniscowboy Happy birthday queen

local man stuns in new birthday photos

Breaking Twitter silence to post my year (and a bit) in ceramics x

@stepheniscowboy Beef boy 8k this morning 💪

has everyone done their beef boy 5k today?

@bunnyfoxes Lmaooooo ridiculous

@accidentprune smh the whole time we were together, my poor mum having to specify which David she was referring to between u and my dad, and she could have just called my dad Dave like she used to 40 years ago??

So my dad's name is David. And as long as I've been alive he's always been called David, never Dave, to the point that his favourite joke is"My name's David, but my friends call me Dave" because NO ONE CALLS HIM DAVE. But I just found out that in his teens and early 20s, (cont)

@bunnyfoxes @ChrisRD19 Only Dave can call me Dave

@accidentprune @ChrisRD19 I see that backfire coming a mile off

@bunnyfoxes ???? I'm gonna start calling him Dave

EVERYONE CALLED HIM DAVE? and the only reason he goes by David now is because my grandma (his mother-in-law) insisted on only calling him David and it stuck?? What the hell grandma 😭

@axxidnt Love this!!

kk went back for the other one

@axxidnt 🥹🥹

@accidentprune just like u!

back of the calf and i finally got the caroline forbes tattoo

absolute scum of the earth

the green party: "hey what if we didn't destroy the world?" *2 seats in 34 years* the reform party: "we hate foreigners" *13 seats in 3 years*

#TheAcolyte Y'all gotta understand that realistic fights aren't that fun to follow: the movements are confusing and jerky, and the fight usually ends in seconds. Fictional fights choreographed with the purpose of looking good and exciting, not realistic. 🧵

@ahouseofleaves Can you send some of that over here please

@insanxtyy Do it your emotes are GAS

@PsychicFromage @stepheniscowboy Dirge of Dread

@PsychicFromage @stepheniscowboy Yes, I have it on a playmat!

don't talk to me about struggle

what it feels like scrolling through northern lights photos as someone who didn’t see them despite being kind and compassionate and deserving