schlong delonge

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schlong delonge

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เข้าร่วม Temmuz 2023

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LC@NUFCLC·5 Tem

I’m sure Musiala is buzzing he’s just wrote off a year of his career in a World Cup season for the sake of a friendly. Cannot tell you how much this tournament triggers me, FIFA and plastics are literally the only cunts who want it

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Ronan Murphy@swearimnotpaul·5 Tem

Glad we’re playing this nonsense tournament at the end of the domestic season all to line the pockets and serve the egos of more millionaires.

Bayern & Germany@iMiaSanMia

Jamal Musiala's ankle

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RAW EGG NATIONALIST@Babygravy9·4 Tem

I still think about this.

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illuminatibot@iluminatibot·5 Tem

The world is being run by people no one voted for.

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Andrew Torba@BasedTorba·4 Tem

He knew to keep it from the shylocks

Ryan Petersen@typesfast

When Henry Ford died his heirs discovered he had $700M in physical cash in the company’s vault. Nothing in the bank.

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Oasis@oasis·5 Tem

NIGHT ONE Cardiff 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 04.07.25 #OasisLive25

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Oasis@oasis·4 Tem

It has begun

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.@FourFourOnGlue·4 Tem

Yeah I actually don’t think we should be making someone who’s close mate tragically died 48h ago play a fucking football match

SPL 🇸🇦@ActuSPL

Ruben Neves 💔💔💔

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Arsenal@Arsenal·4 Tem

Thank you, Tomi ❤️ We have reached a mutual agreement with Takehiro Tomiyasu to end his contract with immediate effect.

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Kieran Yap@KaptinYap·4 Tem

I would sail my ship into rocks and sacrifice the entire crew if I heard that voice from the shore.

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mr online@Absolunar·2 Tem

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ben “soyface” avery🍋🎉lemonparty🍋🎉@bendoingsoyface·4 Tem

lemonparty discusses the @PostMalone tour with @JellyRoll615 that’s sweeping the world 🍋🎉 @benaveryisgood @lemonpartyshow2 @DevanCosta

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paperchungus@paperchungus·3 Tem

Westside L.A. Guy@WestsideLAGuy

DoorDash driver was utterly incompetent so I went off on her. I hate incompetence.

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nazzo@nazzobetweeting·3 Tem

this should be life in prison

PA Democratic Party@PADemParty

BREAKING: Rob Bresnahan sold his stock in Centene, the country’s largest Medicaid provider, right before voting to strip healthcare from 17 million Americans.

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