adam 🌿

@PhiliDips_ illl keep it mysterious it’s funnier that way

@adeaum Was this like a screenshot of a facetime call or did you literally whip out your phone and snap a pic as you broke the news

thinking of the time in my teens when i broke up with a dude and used the pic of his face when i broke up with him as a reaction pic with my friends

to be clear i was a huge asshole at the time i would never do this but it lowkey is funny 😭

was stuck driving behind this slow ass car which i assumed to be an old woman; when i passed her i realized it was actually a gay man trying his best

@mlbuchtrade was it iso..

just sent oomf a video of me pissing

@meowingpilled hiiii here’s attention

Hi guys I love attention everyone look yayyy

Don’t have any flights but I’m at LGA right now waiting in the TSA line just cause I wanted to catch the vibe

being vegan is like objectively the best option both in terms of ethics and environmental footprint by FAR

@luthorszs meanwhile actual abusers (men) top the charts of american music and there’s no major news articles about that

my take is that people who call chappell roan “ungrateful” and “too volatile” for not wanting her privacy invaded at unwarranted times as an artist would have likely said the same thing about fiona apple’s objectively true “this world is bullshit” speech back then.

@i0lanthe_ @IsabellaScar2 there’s no such thing as a disability that requires you to eat meat that’s just not a thing, and there’s plenty of ways to get a high cal diet in without the slaughter of animals

@adeaum @IsabellaScar2 🫣Awesome privileged take im glad you think all disabled people are able of surviving off of leafy greens

Multiple things can be true at once: - Indigenous meat consumption practices are sustainable & often necessary in remote communities - Disabled folks who need meat shouldnt be shamed for it - There is no way for billions of people to eat meat every day in a sustainable way

@thefloorsonfire they want you to be mother theresa

@adeaum initiating*

if oliver is supposed to be a groomer he sucks at it lowkey elio is doing all the iniciating

@thefloorsonfire @AlfredoGotSauz I CAN ABUSE

@AlfredoGotSauz it’s @adeaum

girl do I have someone for them…..

@iso3el_ oh so u went public about this FAST

may or may not have a p*ss kink

when it’s warm outside i actually feel like a human being

wait okayyy v line

@cqr111 LMFAOOOOO no fueron preparados 😭

ojalá volver a estar solo en Londres viendo CMBYN por primera vez en una sala de cine con completos desconocidos que en cierta escena del melocotón se levantaron y se fueron (ojalá fuera mentira)

i have that shirt too kinda

GET IT GIRL