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@schwarbombz Nah, make him pitch. Season is going nowhere and then we'll have a strike

Nola will be another one they end up releasing before his contract ends

@poolshark3258 @StonerPhillyFan No, not Howard. We paid Howard for winning the WS. Dude saved the city from burning down.

@StonerPhillyFan Arguably, I think the last one Ryan Howard was just as bad. I love Ryan Howard, but he was never the same after the achilles injury

The Nola contract might go down as the worst contract in Phillies history

@mccrystal_alex Trade for Wemby. Next 15 1st

Embarrassing stuff from the Sixers Where do you even go from here

@JonMarksMedia Maybe he should just sit back. A few local math and PhysEd interns could do better.

I doubt John Middleton is just sitting back and allowing Dombrowski to decide what happens with Thomson etc. This is a big decision and moving on from Dombrowski should be a strong consideration

@JonMarksMedia We don't even have to use the word fired. Offer them other jobs in the organization for appearance but changes need to be made now.

I’d be shocked if the Phillies didn’t fire someone. Rob Thomson or Kevin Long. Someone is going to lose their job

@JClarkNBCS Philly sports media is so negative. Talk about the positives!

Sixers got blown out for the second time in this series by 32 points The Celtics had 24 threes Sixers had 9 Celtics had 21 more rebounds

@dwcurry @NBCSPhilly @TheOceanAC PHL NBA games are not a place to expect any ROI. Rich owners, rich players, dumb fans.

@NBCSPhilly @TheOceanAC They should refund the ticket price for every fan in that arena tonight. Wasted my time and money just to get embarrassed in front of obnoxious Celtic fans. No excuse for that performance

Nick Nurse has a clear message for his team after Sunday night’s blowout loss. | @TheOceanAC

@sportssfanaticc @TheeDrGroyper Agreed but try like 1 year for most sports

@TheeDrGroyper We are going to die. In 200 years none of it will matter anyway. Human Evolution is how we got here so enjoy your life bro

As a former die hard sports fan. One day you wake up and realize you’ve wasted time being able to compete elsewhere in life.

@LayoffAI Genuinely curious if an H1b or H1b employee is running this account

Trump boosted a viral post yesterday: "white men need not apply" & hiring "run by Indians and Chinese." We built the tool that lets you see if he's talking about your county. Pull any employer. Any job. See if they are being filled by foreigners. layoffhedge.com/h1b

@DReiss1022 @brendanpetrilli I have that jersey. It's hilarious

@brendanpetrilli I’m sitting right behind this clown. Says he’s a Knicks fan.

Wild jersey choice for Sixers vs Celtics tonight

@Bampw2283 @Eagles Except the one that had 9 catches in the SB...

@Eagles We don’t have a good track record with usc wrs. Most of the wrs from usc flame out in nfl. I really hope he’s good.

When life gives you Lemon(s)

@Bobknowspuck95 @spittinchiclets As a full head of hair guy I'd like to say to the hair gods that this man doesn't really mean it

@spittinchiclets Just because he hasn't been called on it doesn't mean it hasn't happened you bald bitch

"We don't have a single embellishment all year. Sidney Crosby doesn't have an embellishment in 21 seasons... I disagree on that strongly." Dan Muse shares his thoughts on Sid getting called for embellishment

@JeffSkversky Manager is fine. Team won a WS with our grandpop. GM blew the offseason

Phillies have lost 8 straight 👎 Longest Active Losing Streak in MLB 👎 Longest Phillies Losing Streak in 8 years 👎 T-Worst Record in NL

@JeffSkversky No longer golden boy. Only new rule is protect Martone.

🎬 Wild scene with Sidney Crosby acting and penalized for embellishing after accidental high stick by Flyers Garnet Hathaway Hathaway then screaming at the Penguins star calling him all sorts of names

@NHLFlyers @BrianHartPR New marketing idea DeJawn

🗣️ COOOOOOOOOP.

@Phila_Chase @IcyVert Exactly, you gotta flip it over his head

@IcyVert They letting the goalie stand 10 feet in front of the next so there’s 0 angle to score? This is how I’d imagine a hockey boardwalk game would go if there was one

My attempt for a free cheesesteak comes up saved

@WallStreetApes Where are all the Lemon trees?

Wendy’s Employee reveals how they make their popular strawberry lemonade - It starts with a huge bucket of tap water out of the sink - They then add a carton of pomade concentrate - Then they add strawberry puree from a large plastic bag One medium lemonade has 90+ grams of sugar They also use “natural flavors” and preservatives Despite marketing with “real strawberries,” it’s not fresh-made. It’s highly processed

@malevolentpope @TMZ Yoooooooo.... lol

@TMZ Is that Darrell dying? YUUUUP!

🕊️ "Storage Wars" star Darrell Sheets has died at 67. What we know: tmz.me/NEwoVWi

@Mericamemed She's not used to the outdated version

Put her in congress right now

@NBAonNBC Damn Embiid would never

Victor Wembanyama (concussion protocol) is OUT for the remainder of the game after hitting his head on the court.