The Narrator

@baileytrip9 @ViolaLeighBlues Thank you for pointing that out. I missed it.

@aintscd @ViolaLeighBlues It’s says right in the post that it’s the drunk drivers car.

My son was in a car accident today. A drunk illegal immigrant with no insurance rear-ended him at 90 miles an hour. Thank God everyone walked away unharmed, but this highlights a serious problem in America with uninsured illegal immigrants that desperately needs to be fixed. (The photo is the drunk’s car.)

@Polymarket Have you ever heard men doing extraordinary things complaining about toilet issues? Example, every war that's been fought ever. If I was 280k miles from earth and the toilet didn't work it would not be on my list of concerns.

JUST IN: Houston has informed the Artemis II crew their toilet is now repaired & “go for all types of uses"

Ill say it in a different way. I had every opportunity because of the country I was born in. I made a series of bad decisions. Knowing full well the possibile consequences of said decisions. Thats on me. I own it. Point is. This is the last place on earth you can have it all if you want it bad enough. Chose wisely.

This is a loser’s question. Warren Buffet, Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk all get up every day and try to make more. No matter how much they’ve got. Get out of your losers’s mentality, and try to win in life, every day.

WOW! This is one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen. A drone show put on by a church in Manvel, Texas depicts Jesus on the cross.…

@RonPaulWasR1ght @RealAlexJones I get your point. But.. being slightly autistic myself. If he takes the position he cannot be bought. I can only speak for myself. I literally don't understand the whole lying to spare feelings thing. It's just questions and answers. Verbal math. I believe Elon is similar.

Elon lost his balls when he called Trump out, got a black eye(from his kid lol), was bullied by Ben Shapiro, & was shortly after on a plane to Israel to see the Holocaust museum. Now he hasn't spoken about Israel's influence, the war, DOGE, or even supported Massie like he said he would.

America needs Elon Musk to be the next Attorney General of United States of America..

Wow. This drone show formed Jesus floating in the sky…

@astro_reid @NASA @NASAArtemis Fake bullshit come to mind.

There are no words.

Tomorrow.

TEXAS SKY ILLUMINATED — Thousands of drones form JESUS ON THE CROSS

@C_Farthammer That city has been gay my whole life. Its gotten gayer though.

Rolling into Damariscotta this morning. Is this the Democrats idea of 'Vacation Land' or 'Life the Way it Should be'? A bunch of paid assh@les protesting for the Democrats (paid with stolen taxpayer dollars) I'm sure they sign up with Lincoln County Indivisible LCI for their pay

@Polymarket How fucking hard would it be to do a fast for this flight and no woman. Piss in a bottle and throw it in the corner like a man.

@joeroganhq Spelled it wrong.

49ers Fred Warner is a ninja.

@xevekiah Sortasidal.

WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN YOU’RE NOT SUICIDAL BUT JUST REALLY TIRED OF BEING ALIVE?

@greenmtngoblin @C_Farthammer

@C_Farthammer Nah bro you’re a pussy who hides behind his screen to be a racist fuck. Pull up if you in Boston I’ll whoop ya kid.

Another Internet Tough Guy (or Bish) 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@PayMeNoMindBro @JHancock1689 @qualitylearnc Its not creepy at all that you know that....

@JHancock1689 @aintscd @qualitylearnc She’s a cheerleader/dancer for a Taiwanese basketball team

@JHancock1689 @qualitylearnc She's Asian. You're welcome.

@qualitylearnc I'm usually turned off by women doing this sort of thing, but I find this fairly charming and I'm not sure exactly what the difference is

🚨MUST SEE: Pride flag captured in the school lunch room and thrown in the trash. Who wants to play capture the flag?

@unlimited_ls I can fix her.

NEW: Woman fatally shot the father of her children while giving him a massage, then killed his mother and stepfather at their home Jenna Strouble, 30, is accused of killing her ex-boyfriend Jacob Lambert, 32, then going to his family’s home and fatally shooting his mother and stepfather Strouble told police she lured Lambert into her car by asking him to hang out and go for a drive After stopping, she told him she had a surprise, gave him a “back massage,” then held a gun to the back of his head for minutes before pulling the trigger Police found all three victims dead inside the home in Crete Township, Illinois