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guys what have i done… and also are they legit?

Never has this ever been a thought but i so wish i had a sugar daddy rn. Im broke and cant buy beer 🥺

Is anyone elses ig take forver to scroll

Every family celebrates Father’s Day differently. I celebrate by convincing men the woman that they just sent unsolicited penile photography to is their daughter.

@unspoclit Yes

ik u lose ur boobs when u lose weight but if u already have big boobs do they just become saggy

was staying over at my mates house and had fallen asleep in the lounge. Their dad booped me on the nose to wake me up thinking i was them

you know it’s off season when there’s tweet about players “holding vapes”

@OrevaZSN @falastinbaby Rs. Had a job interview and instead of panicking like i usually do i convinced myself it was an adventure

This is free advice from an expensive psychologist. If you’re an anxious person, do everything for fun. Go to a job interview for fun. Submit documents for fun. Start a blog for fun. Anxiety feeds on importance. Don’t make everything a matter of life and death.

they should lower the retirement age to 23

inde naverette to me rn is giving megan fox in jennifers body

saying "are our" in a sentence

I feel like such a fatty during my lunch break. Literally shoveling food into my face coz its like im given 10 min to eat

@maipochacco Tom drunk - hopeton lewis

can everybody who sees this drop one song they really like at the moment

My neighbors have been playing the same fuck ass song for the last 2 hours. All i can hear and feel is the same bloody bass line

I think smartphones are ruining our lives but also if I had to go to the airport in 1998 with just my wits & a subway map I’d kill myself

got a new cat and shes got so much grace and decorum she decided to piss on me and on the bed 🥰

my friend just admitted to me that he’s a massive star wars fan and has seen every show and movie except the original trilogy. how does this even happen

Im so fuckomg stupid

Am i fucking crazy or did erykah badu have a song that had 14 in the title? Im so desperate to know, I NEED ANSWERS

“Funky for you” bro i STG IM NOT CRAZY

It went “1-14 funk” or some shit and it was so groovy