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telletubbie execution

autistic and never had sex i’m gonna neuro die virgin

@Nanoraydx i'll just say it outright i ejaculate into your cheeseburger

@BobbbuBobbbu1 @EggsPrince Boris

@EggsPrince who in mewgenics could you make a beat banger mod of

when the mewgenics beat banger mod doesn't have proper charting with hold notes and splash animations

BREAKING: Alysa Liu recently went viral for her statement on the Tinkerer class in Mewgenics. “Although the tinkerer class can be quite powerful and provide lasting benefits for subsequent runs, such as using its Repair skill to prolong the life of limited use weapons, mismatched active and passive skills often leave the class near useless. A potential fix is to make tech generation innate to the class, possibly by granting +1 tech by not using its basic attack for a turn or by picking up scrap metal.”

@ConfessionsMew If you are pure of heart, you can move wherever you want and you will not step on any traps

@llantyy Wise words from the king.

been throbposting lately

for years, society was limited to only 16 syrup squares per waffle but with recent combinatorial optimization breakthroughs our research department has achieved previously unheard of densities of waffle syrup

@ConfessionsMew start squirrelmaxxing

8-4 genuinely left my jaw wide open by the end. worth the entire wait.

ok bro. i guess. 8-3 is a masterpiece

WHAAAAAAAAATTT THE FUUUUUUUCCKKKK

(ultrakill fraud spoilers) THE FUCKIING FAKEOUT ELEVATOR IN 8-1 WHAT THE FUCK

On my first day in prison I found the tiniest pipsqueak in the place and beat him senseless. From then on all of the other inmates avoided me because they were saddened by the idea that someone could be nothing more than a mechanism for violence

first they came for... What? wait no you're supposed to go for the other guys first. im like third or so. no come on. First hit? Come on man. Can Anyone.,.. can anyone help?? Anyone?? Fuck man. Fuck.

roxy lalonde would've loved mewgenics

"Berdelle" works best when it reflects the dynamic of the actual game, both sides don't want to hurt each other but dont know that neither are actually interested at all, leading to incredible misunderstandings from both sides