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I was on Some Good News with John Krasinski and someone else
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Alan Johnson
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Alan Johnson
@alanjohnson____
@ucbtla maude writer. retired podcaster.
Los Angeles, CA เข้าร่วม Ocak 2013
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Doing this with the guy from TaskRabbit who built my IKEA bed
Dr. Meatball@meatballworld
Shit used to be so fucking serious. They cut off the hands & gouged out the eyes of the builders who made the taj mahal so no one could remake it
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@watn_tarnation @scrunglyperson Why didn’t you just retweet
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@blake_stakes @KirkSeriousFace It’s smart to bet on the two teams with the brightest futures in the NBA to randomly start sucking in two seasons
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@KirkSeriousFace Or he knows OKC will be in luxury tax hell by 28 and Wemby will break down after playing 100 games a year.
Those swaps aren't that bad.
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I uhhh do not think it's crazy to believe Nico would choose to leave by the 2027-28 season when looking at this. He moved all these picks for good team building reasons.
Kirk Henderson@KirkSeriousFace
Mavs future first rounders at the moment
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It’s good to know Bronny and Luka would be an age appropriate couple
MFFL NATION@NationMffl
For what it's worth… I just realized that the age gap between Luka Doncic and Bronny James is smaller than the gap between Luka and Anthony Davis.
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Alan Johnson รีทวีตแล้ว
Luigi Mangione must drop out for a better candidate
Polling USA@USA_Polling
Luigi Mangione Net Favorables: All: -23% Hispanic: +3% Black: -8% White: -29% 18-29: +9% 65+: -58% Men: -22% Women: -23% YouGov / Dec 17, 2024 / n=1553
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Alan Johnson รีทวีตแล้ว
Tirico: The song in the NFL Sunday Ticket ad was by a New York band from the 1960s called the Velvet Underground, fronted by noted songwriter Lou Reed.
Collinsworth: Mike, only 30,000 people bought their first record, but all those people — and I mean everybody! — started a band
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Alan Johnson รีทวีตแล้ว
The perfect level of drunk to get is when you’re around all your best buds for 2 hours and you start having 30 iq thoughts like “friends are so powerful, thats the meaning of life.”
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Alan Johnson รีทวีตแล้ว
Me, 24 years old, watching the Rizzler at my desk at work
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@FCB_Raj They’re holding out hope for him to lose the 200 as if that isn’t his best race
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Noah Lyles had all of NBA Twitter hate watching him because of an objectively correct statement and pulled it off
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Alan Johnson รีทวีตแล้ว
I don’t think it’s debatable that this mashup has caused more people to watch Barry Lyndon than anything anyone did in the 30 years before it was made.
flanthippe@flanthippe
Barry Lyndon × 21 Savage "a lot"
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Alan Johnson รีทวีตแล้ว
Joe Flacco is going to assassinate the president
MLFootball@MLFootball
SPECIAL: #Browns QB Joe Flacco to his teammates "Something is going to happen in the next five weeks that we will all remember forever." 👀
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Alan Johnson รีทวีตแล้ว
Zero possibility of doing something 80% of Democratic voters support, sounds about right!
Andre Damon (WSWS)@Andre__Damon
Biden was just asked "what are the prospects of a Gaza ceasefire?" His reply: "None. No possibility." The United States is actively instigating Israel's genocide in Gaza, and working to inflame a wider war in the Middle East.
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