Albert Noah

Which stories were true? Or they were all April Fools Day through.....hhkkhkhkhk

@D_Molatoli I thought the whistleblower email had that name....

So Ekurhuleni Management decided to call the Whistleblower email to Jeff Wicks "Phixiphixi email"? Phixiphixi in isiXhosa means a liar, a dishonest person. 😅 She instituted a whole forensic enquiry, at Municipality cost, to find out who this person was. Yho haayi Ekurhuleni takes the cup in corruption struu. #MadlangaCommission

@justicemalala Just try the Ad-hoc hearing.....

I have just wasted three hours of my life listening to conspiracies, innuendo, smears, fantasies and outright lies by #BrownMogotsi at the #MadlangaCommission. I quit now. This witness should be referred for mental evaluation.

@DandaroOnline Kiren Zulu

#dandarostreets Mamuziva here uyu, he's one of the best musicians to ever come out of Zimbabwe...🔥💯✔️

@antomukuwa Back then train couldn't build braking system until one man says between locomotive and coaches there is K-truck with coffin. The accompanying family was looked for..with snuff in their hands they talked to their departed. Hooray the braking started working...

Ko nhai chivanhu chiriko zvekudaro ? I heard there is this lady who went kumusha to say good bye to people before going to the UK. Then when she got to Heathrow Airport,the guys at the airport said to her please give us the passport for the baby you are carrying. She wasn’t carrying any baby 😭but the police officers were seeing the baby so they had to ask her to return to Zim So when people disappear without saying goodbye pamwe pacho just understand them bcz mmm kune mahorror! What other horror stories have you heard ?

@joecharex Apa they say he was Grade 7 dropout and all his stuff was self-taught. He was supremely talented

Kwangwari Gwaindepi aka Leonard Dembo. The best ever to come from Zimbabwean music scene!

@dabskays @Grey_Wide Co-asking. Imagination stretched but zero clue

@Grey_Wide Use your imagination

@dabskays Ma dhirimete chii Mhofu

@the_nightnurse_ @KupaTheRealest_ But the street ones don't benefit the author...author munhuwo

@KupaTheRealest_ Kukundwa neni 😭 But tarisa muma streets or bookshops There is one irikuna first kana isina kuvharwa

Ladies and gentlemen I present to you my weekend Read😌

@hbanhire Manje back then one schoolgirl tried to donate blood....as soon as they removed those needles she fainted....pakamhanyiwa ne blood transfusion. Those inclined to tradition said midzimu yaramba. Medically maybe she had recurring blood shortage

Too many stupid questions! 😇.

@Vanagolide @Pm_kukuterian2 That support lessen the burden....bereavement period is one of the worst guys....especially when they say body viewing

@Pm_kukuterian2 I'm big on supporting amajita in such times. Support often goes a long way. Just being there is all it takes sometimes.

Yesterday me and my cousin drove to mtubatuba, one of our friend lost his mother 💔 He was shocked when we called in the morning and asked him for directions to his house. He's still sending di " Thank you guys for coming i really appreciate it "

@koko_matshela But Hajra was jumping into @HelloThando questions while @HelloThando was still speaking...was a bit uncomfortable

Very measured responses. I must say!

@tladi_tladi_508 @BantuHolomisa Nawe go to hell....you are protecting me from your listeners

@BantuHolomisa Go to hell

@MlaziTownship, Kzn, with Bishops Mkhize and Dube. Thank you for the invitation to come and share with you and your congregations.

@Mokgabudi1 @BathuNgcolosi He was stealing through eating and drinking 😒

@BathuNgcolosi And finished the finest single malts in the house I remember the story well didn't steal just ate and drank

Unrelated but anyone remember when someone broke into Mbekis house and stayed there for a week or so before being noticed 🤣

And here comes the truly important choice…

@Madisonkanna Zim catching stray bullets....

i switched from vim to zed and now when i talk abot my text editor i keep accidentally saying Zim 😂

@SunguraCentral Music cuts any language barrier....l remember when Rhumba landed in Zim in 19990s....guys were putting Shona words overs French lyrics...and guitars would mash up everything

This Zimbabwean classic from 1980 by the Jairos Jiri Sunrise Kwela Kings, is also a popular in Colombia , remixed by DJs and sampled in dance tracks. So many great melodies that our innovative producers/artistes could sample today…👌🏾 This is DJ Clayr Iriarte 🇨🇴

@ferialhaffajee A life well lived and celebrated....

A bright, beautiful, bold send-off for Tshidi. All her people: her tribe, her little-lees, her family, her EWN family, political leaders across the aisles. A life marked by the lives it touched.

@Inako_Yolwa @MakhadziSA @grok Maybe Mzekezeke title alternates between Dj Sbu and Dj Cleo

I don’t think I will heal from this .. my album is drooping today .. I did a song with mzekezeke and I never got a chance to see his face .. trust me we will never see this face 😂. Phela I had to record my verse and when his turn comes the boncers came and say we must go out cz no one allowed to see him 😂. Sesie ka rose 🌹 album is drooping midnight

@eargroundtv Great stuff....but why there are many mbira on a single set. Are they hitting same notes?

Ngoma Yepasichigare Culture Centre for kids– Mhondoro, Mubaira In the heart of Mhondoro, one man’s dream is keeping culture alive. Alois Mutinhiri has opened his home and his heart to over 50 children aged 4 to 16, teaching them the art of Mbira music and traditional dance

@peterchari83 @S_Harudzibwi Kuitwa tsvaramo chaiyo....

@S_Harudzibwi Kutangwa abbhoiriswa ozonyikwa muma futa 😂😂😂 at lest vose vakwana ipapo Alinaka ati a respond here 😂😂😂 nhasi hakuvatike

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@TatendaMasunda9 @PhillipSibanda8 The day l listened to BBC soccer commentary at slow....l began looking at Evens Mambara's commentary sideways. All along l held that fast pace commentary standard.....

@PhillipSibanda8 I don't think Zimbabweans know enough of the Evans Mambara story.

Commentary live mucheke stadium 3 pm