SurrealAlexProff
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SurrealAlexProff
@alexproff
Ich dreh' mich noch mal um...
Germany Rhineland-Palat. KO เข้าร่วม Ocak 2009
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@LloydLegalist Wow!! Get this guy a voice/acting contract right now!!
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@fandompulse Academy was one of the best things that could have happened to Star Trek. But no. The die-hards want to keep living in the past, so new ideas had to be booed. Can't have gay Klingons. Can't have an alien that vomits reflective pieces of graphene or swallows a combadge. Fuckers.
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Pulp Fiction writer Roger Avary on Alex Kurtzman's Star Trek:
"This dweeb Alex Kurtzman comes along and just [expletive] all over everything. Just craps all over it.
I went in and met with the guy. I was like, 'Hey, I will write for scale. I'll write on your new show. I just want to be part of it.' And I basically found out he didn't want anybody who had any kind of fondness for the original show. He wanted to do something new and to create something new.
And boy has he [expletive] the bed like in a big way. ...
That [expletive] Alex Kurtzman, man. His company is called Secret Hideout, I think. He's going to need a secret hideout after destroying Star Trek for this latest generation.
Starfleet Academy is an abomination. I could not get through 3 episodes of Discovery. It just awful, awful storytelling. ... Just horrible. And they're more interested in the corproate propaganda with any kind of personal propaganda."
Is he correct?


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@SKM48405624 @fandompulse I didn't make it much farther than that but my friend texted me (also a Trekkie) and said "WTF is wrong with Holly Hunter?" Not even a character question, like, was she tweaking through production? Slurred speech, stiff/awkward body language. Like, legit, is she okay?
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@SirGeorgeBass @MissPennywise2 Da fehlt ein "r" zwischen b und a im letzten Wort..
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@MissPennywise2 Das "famous restaurant" gehört geschlossen und der Koch verbannt.
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NEIN! Einfach nur NEIN!
Your Natural Remedies@Dr_Paiwan
I learned this trick at a famous restaurant, and now I only cook german sausage like this
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@archiveXjunkie @AlexTran677026 Pintos were made from Explodium.
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"Top Secret!" (1984) is super silly and funny. This is a classic action comedy parody film by the trio Zucker-Abrahams-Zucker (the team behind Airplane! and The Naked Gun).
Val Kilmer plays the lead role – this is also his film debut.
Love Classical Music and Movies 🎺🎻💖🎥🎬@AlexTran677026
What's a movie scene that could never be filmed today?
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@_kityounot Ich halte es für keine gute Idee, "den schwarzen Mann" als Bösewicht zu casten. Ja, er ist eigentlich auf der richtigen Seite, ich weiß. Aber wenn die Serie über sieben Staffeln läuft, in welcher Staffel erfahren wir das?
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Nein. Einfach Nein.
Mir ist klar, dass er diesen Job angenommen hat, weil er damit für die nächsten 8-10 Jahre einen wahrscheinlich sicheren, gut bezahlten Job hat, aber mal ehrlich: Hat er sich nicht denken können, dass das einen gewaltigen Backlash gibt?
Culture Crave 🍿@CultureCrave
First look at Paapa Essiedu as Snape in the 'Harry Potter' series
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@Katie_Classique Apparently "Year One" has been pitched to Paramount.
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IMO now that #StarfleetAcademy has been axed Paramount has four options:
1. Star Trek: United
2. Star Trek: Year One
3. Star Trek: Legacy
4. A franchise break for a few years….
GIF
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@PrangerInfo DS9 ist die langweiligste Star Trek Serie ever. Bin beim Pilot eingeschlafen. Mag die Ferengi nicht und dann diese unnötigen Handlungsstränge mit den Gründern, die idiotischen Klingonen, die Wurmlochaliens... Gott, war das schlecht.
Academy war um Klassen besser und spannender.
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@recalltonal @CarlDavid97 @creepydotorg No wonder I don't know her: I've only seen one thing with her. In Time.
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@recalltonal @CarlDavid97 @creepydotorg Who is Bella Heathcote? (And no, don't point to the picture) I've never heard of her.
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@alexproff @CarlDavid97 @creepydotorg @grok And somehow this is Bella Heathcote. That is Maya Hawke.

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@EnvirodocKG @RobertPicardo @jondelarroz the intro text was changed from "where no man has gone before" to "no one"? TNG (and acknowledged in universe in STVI by Kirk) because it was gender- and species INclusive.
Oh, and IDIC. From TOS.
So how the fuck do you dare calling yourself a trekkie? Be gone!
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@EnvirodocKG @RobertPicardo @jondelarroz Seeing as my whole group of friends - who are Real Trekkies™️, since we've watched every iteration of the shows - loves this masterfully done show I can safely say that it very, very much was real Star Trek. One of the best possible, too. Was every episode perfect? No.⬇️
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Careful! Can't remind the "real Star Trek fans" on this platform form what real Star Trek is and is meant to be. They get angry and abusive - - especially when you block them for being angry and abusive! @jondelarroz , for example, has no understanding of Gene Roddenberry's vision.
Chris Vorderbruggen@FatherChrisVor1
@RobertPicardo “Star Trek was an attempt to say that humanity will reach maturity and wisdom on the day that it begins not just to tolerate, but to take a special delight in differences in ideas and differences in life forms.” — Gene Roddenberry, creator of “Star Trek”
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@EnvirodocKG @RobertPicardo @jondelarroz of ACA there is no more chance for the Legacy show. Or a "let's hunt LGBTQ+ people, because I don't like them"-show.
(Won't ever happen because like it or not, they're part of human nature and thus are part of Star Trek).
As for "Star Trek was never woke": you know when and why⬇️
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@EnvirodocKG @RobertPicardo @jondelarroz Let's cancel each and every plan we've had for this franchise. Maybe bring it back in twenty!"
Because no matter what Star Trek you or I love; the studios want money. And that want is all encompassing. So this Star Trek isn't successful anymore? Okay, gone.
Without the success⬇️
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@EnvirodocKG @RobertPicardo @jondelarroz Couldn't possibly. Hell, not a single one of the shows and movies managed that.
But what did you think would happen, if you managed to boycott ACA successfully, hm?
"Oh, now they will make »my kind of« Trek"?
Yeah. No. "Oh, this show didn't get the ratings we expected - let's ⬇️
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@recalltonal @CarlDavid97 @creepydotorg @grok Maya looks like as if Ethan Hawke and Uma Thurman had a daughter.
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Manager: Why is your camera off?
Employee: What do you mean? It’s always off.
Manager: No, we need you to turn it on for this meeting. I’m asking you to turn it on.
Employee: Okay, I’m just confused why you’re coming at me when everyone’s cameras are off.
Manager: That’s because we don’t trust that you’re working from home.
Employee: You don’t trust me, but you trust everyone else in these meetings?
Manager: Yes.
Employee: This feels a bit unprofessional, especially doing this in front of the whole team.
Manager: Well, I asked you nicely and you’re not turning it on, so I have to escalate the situation.
Employee: Okay, I’m just confused because the work-from-home contract says we don’t have to keep cameras on. It’s the same contract everyone else has, and their cameras are off too. I literally have the meeting record where you said it was fine.
Manager: Okay, but as your manager, I can change my mind. If I ask you to turn your camera on, it’s not for no reason. You don’t need to worry about everyone else—I asked you.
Employee: I just feel like I’m being targeted. This is crazy. Why me? It feels like you’re singling me out in front of everyone.
Manager: I’m not attacking you. I simply asked you to turn your camera on and you’re not doing it. If you don’t want to turn it on when I ask, I can remove your work-from-home arrangement and have you work from the office.
Employee: I’m following the work-from-home policy, so you can try that, but it’s not going to work.
Manager: As your manager, trust me—I can do what I want.
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