Tony Piazza

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@NoContextHumans I saw a guy do this in a toothpaste ad once.

Dude shows off his invisibility shield

@keny_berd I think it's down

Is LinkedIn broken or is the job market really as bad as I think it is?

@90sWWE Big Gold

No! We need more sleep, not less! Permanent DST chronically deprives sleep, increases accidents and illnesses. Health and safety need permanent Standard Time instead for sleep health! #DitchDST #SaveStandardTime @SenWhitehouse @SheldonforRI

@weather_katie Bonus points for the Captain Shaw burn

I'm going to go scream into the abyss now...

@bandolyn22 Keke Palmer?

Plain chicken? Again?

@90sWWE I see that magician Tommaso Ciampa

@VoxKramine Average speed. Average size. Average quickness

Average carpentry skills

@crazyclipsonly I think I saw a guy do that in a toothpaste ad once…

Dude shows off the invisibility shield he made

@BarcaArg4Life @fasc1nate It’s the crystalline entity!

Before dying at the age of 94 in 2022, Amou Haji was known as the 'World's Dirtiest Man.' He lived in a cinder block shack and had not bathed with water or soap for over 60 years. Haji's other peculiar habits were well documented, which included consuming roadkill, smoking a pipe filled with animal excrement, and holding the belief that cleanliness would make him ill. Shortly before his death, nearby villagers managed to convince him to bathe.

@catshouldnt Place where cat SHOULD be

@catshouldnt This is place where cat SHOULD be

@ryanhallyall @TheYallSquad Love what you’re doing! An observation though… the logo design is a bit obtuse. Before reading the tweet, I was confused about what “All Quad” was. Anyway, keep it up!

The recent uptick in tropical activity is a stark reminder of how often communities can be / will be negatively impacted by severe weather. To help us respond when called on, consider giving a tax deductible contribution to our nonprofit organization @TheYallSquad over at theyallsquad.org I'll be matching all donations today up to $10,000! Let's do what we do best, Y'all Squad.

@DeanJohnson67 @goldengateblond

@goldengateblond Step 1: Buy a social media platform for $44billion Step 2: Destroy the functionality and useless of said platform Step 3:

@RickStelter @goldengateblond @rachel_maria65 There are no shareholders any longer; they made out when the board forced Musk to go through with his overvalued bid. Perverse incentives but that’s how publicly traded companies are forced by law to maximize returns to shareholders even if it kills the product (as it did)

@HowardA_AtLaw @goldengateblond Well that’s what I heard!

@goldengateblond “ Everything was fine until dickless here shut off the power grid” “ is this true ?” “ yes your honor, this man has no dick”

@mashable Looks like a giant watermelon

Scientists can't explain hundreds of stripes within this cosmic cloud. mashable.com/article/james-…

@HeyHeyItsConrad @realkevsullivan Sullivan my son!!!!

Just wrapped up recording the first episode of “Tuesday with the Taskmaster” You’re gonna love hearing from @realkevsullivan. He’s got something for every type of wrestling fan. Want old school? Yes. Monday Night Wars/nWo? Yes. Current product? Yes. Debut episode drops tomorrow on @adfreeshows. Hope you can check it out!