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🚨 Pep Guardiola reportedly BLASTS Arsenal Tactics on Players Returning Early from International Duty due to Injuries: 🗣️ Pep: “Listen guys, I respect when players are injured, yes? The calendar is crazy. But when it's so convenient—suddenly they cannot play for the national team, but wow, they are ready for their club? Come on, guys... Football must have integrity.” “You cannot choose when it matters. If this is to gain an advantage, okay, it says a lot. But for Manchester City, it changes absolutely nothing. We do not complain. We do not look for shortcuts, no. We play every single game, every three days, with unbelievable honesty. If they think these small details will win them the Premier League... okay. We accept this challenge, yeah? We will fight until the last second……𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲

Breaking news. Gunnersaurus has been recalled to Arsenal from international duty at Jurassic Park due to a thorn in his right paw. He is due a medical examination. 🧐

🚨BREAKING: Arsenal defender Riccardo Calafiori has informed the Italian manager Gennaro Gattuso that he is due to experience knee pain later today and will be flying back to London tonight to be assessed by Arsenal’s medical team.