Amun Osiris

@ClownWorld Ahee hee heee, I'm broke so I stole something. One of these days boy.

I saw this coming the moment he asked how much

@MrFamilyOffice Stop complaining, you will inherit two houses from your parents now.

“My grandmother recently passed away and left her entire £800,000 estate to my parents. My parents are already comfortable – they own their home and have good pensions. I am currently renting a tiny flat in Bristol and desperately want to buy. I asked my parents if they would pass some of the inheritance straight to me for a deposit, but they said they want to use it to buy a holiday home in France and ‘enjoy their retirement’. Is it unreasonable of me to feel completely betrayed? Surely that money would change my life, whereas for them it’s just a luxury?”

@CensoredLeak Not if he already shot their mother, in self defense.

Probably the last 5 minutes in someone’s life 💀

What do you call a male Karen? Ok Bob, we hear you on your soap box, but stay steady buddy don't get your head smashed. W dad taking care of his kids. Bob also seems like the personality type that would provoke an argument in order to create false justification for drawing a firearm.

A father takes his daughters into a women’s restroom during a road trip, leading to a confrontation when another man demands he leave and calls the police 😳

@Liberfach0 What did she start with 10 cookies, and 10 bars? she walks into a crowd of people to tell them it's free, how long did she expect that to last? She is lucky to still have the platter.

🇹🇷 | En Turquía, una niña cristiana preparó galletas, y chocolates, para repartirlos en la calle gratis, pero tuvo la mala suerte de cruzarse con un grupo de mujeres que no come jamón, y en segundos, la DESPOJARON TOTALMENTE de sus dulces, no dejaron ni las servilletas. La pobre niña aprendió a la mala, la experiencia del enriquecimiento cultural.

@moveon_9910 Do kids 12 and under have enough money to pay for their food? This policy will lead to problems.

McDonald’s just made it clear: the Kids Meal is for kids, not adults looking for a cheaper lunch. 👀 Some people are saying, “If I’m paying for it, why should it matter who eats it?” Others argue that adults ordering Kids Meals is exactly why restaurants keep adding restrictions and raising prices. But honestly, if regular meal portions keep getting bigger and more expensive, what's wrong with wanting a smaller, more affordable option? Not everyone wants a giant burger, large fries, and a soda the size of a fish tank. 🍟😂 So what's your take? Should adults be allowed to order Kids Meals if that's all they want to eat, or is McDonald’s right to draw the line?

@WallStreetApes $9.50 please. They do it because you will wait in long lines and buy it anyway.

Everyone has been noticing Starbucks has been putting way more ice into their coffee drinks So to test it, here’s a Starbucks size Venti This is how much coffee is actually in the drink once you dump out the coffee and ice, remove the ice and put the coffee back We are being robbed blind There is even a social media trend where people pretend to apply for Starbucks by just filling cups with ice now, that’s how widespread this issue is

@MattPinner_ I know, I know, do not worry most likely the car is fine and any damage to the paint and or bumper will be cosmetic only it can be fixed with a bit of sanding, touch up paint then a clear coat. I bet the driver can get it looking like new again in just about an hour or two.

What do you call someone who rides like THIS on the road? 🤯

@PropositoyVida Apologize for hurting it's mouth with your stupid hook. At least it is young enough that it will forget this happened. Freedom.

Un pescador le hizo cosquillas al tiburón que había capturado por error y lo devolvió al agua

They can see chicken with seasonings and sauce, they can smell it cooking but you didn't give it to them fast! even if they didn't pay for it or have all the money for it, they will tear up the place, it's inevitable. You brought this on yourself wing stop. The business model is too provocative.

Black female tears up Wing Stop. I’ve lost count of how many have been vandalized. Wing Stop seems to trigger something in them.

We don't want you to try to work on your car, you are far too stupid for this, so it will be a very difficult and a dangerous experience for you as an idiotic lay person. A trained technician will do the work for you with unmatched skill and expertise at a very unaffordable price. Then you can enjoy your vehicle until more repairs are necessary. At such time we will grant you excellent service once again.

Ford CEO Jim Farley says people should not be able to work on their own cars and make person repairs He says it’s just too complicated and you could “get hurt” Ford makes over $50 billion dollars per year from their service and repair departments. Thats the real reason they design vehicles so complicated you can’t repair them on your own and need special equipment

@KoruturkBey A poorly executed backhand, is a disgrace to all pimps and their hoes. This is not amateur hour, leave it to the pros. His technique is bad.

Ankara’da bir kafede çalışan genç kız, kendisine tokat atan müşteriye tekme ve yumruklarla karşılık verdi.

@Geniustechw What was that? - blinding pepper... Huh, what? - Blinding Pepper - OH ahhh My eyes!

How do you fix this culture?

@Quentinimous @tirajnews Good work - HUE - MON.

ABD’de yakalanan bir timsah, tek hamlesiyle avcıyı yere serdi:

@elonmusk Follow me, all you verified bastards. I need money.

@anindanet How kind and thoughtful, they took time out of their day to teach someone.

Amerika’da bir sürücü, sol şeridi işgal eden ağır vasıtaya eğitim verdi.

@investorMM If this is true, what a survivor! Great job defending yourself.

【衝撃】🇿🇦南アフリカで15歳少女が強姦犯をその場で射殺 ・南アフリカ・ハウテン州Wedela ・15歳少女と男性友人が夜に強盗被害 ・銃を突きつけられbush（茂み）に連れ込まれる ・39歳男が少女を銃で脅しながら強姦 ・行為中に男が油断した隙に少女が銃を奪い、頭を撃って射殺 →男はその場で死亡 →少女は正当防衛と認められ不起訴 →警察が公式に発表

@Geniustechw Did he try to defend himself with a basket of fries?

A restaurant worker is currently hospitalized with a fractured skull and brain bleed after being brutally attacked by Knicks fans at his workplace. Sports passion should never turn to violence. Have fan rivalries officially gone too far? 👇

@nicksortor It's starting to look like California over there.

🚨 BREAKING: Rioters have begun setting the school buses ON FIRE in Times Square during the Knicks riots Police do not have NEARLY ENOUGH SUPPORT Mamdani and Hochul have ABSOLUTELY FAILED NYPD and law abiding New Yorkers

@Tr00peRR Have a nice conversation with them, on the way back to your country.

you’re followed and see this at your door, wut do ?