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Thinking of the times that you didn’t bat an eye, all those times of shade, them boys of faith

may God bless and keep us, and may you think kind of my name

if u come into this album thinking it will be a chart topper or if you think that was my intent in it at all you’ll be severely disappointed and I am not sorry (respectfully)

On November 16,2023 @ 7:30 pm. Everyone go Dylan and cole IG comments and tell them their table is ready 😂😂😂

It’s how he rose back up that’s taking me tf out 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

If wrestling is “fake” then explain this

Cringe will keep you company. imgur.com/gallery/DoP3sb4

Why is there a Venus shave commercial where a pube is singing? 💀

Starting at midnight EDT tonight, the Japanese government is going to imprison U.S. Navy Lt. Ridge Alkonis. His crime: he had a medical emergency (not his fault) that caused a car accident. cbsnews.com/news/ridge-alk…

I’M PISSING MY PANTS

@EverEntropy @CullitonHugh @SonyaBonczek This is tone deaf

Been running into dads of my 3yo’s classmates and asking for their emails for his birthday party and so far 3 out of 3 dads have proceeded to give me their wives’ emails instead. This is now a social experiment.

"We're changing people's lives!" = (1) Inflation at a 40-year high; (2) Gas prices above $5 a gallon; (3) Baby formula shortages; (4) Unprecedented border crisis; (5) Surge in violent crime nationally; (6) Bear market; (7) economic recession on the horizon

I miss when chipotle was $6.75

Dear @Delta, I just assisted in a medical emergency in the air. Your medical kits need a glucometer, epi pen, and automatic blood pressure cuffs- it’s impossible to hear with a disposable stethoscope in the air. Please improve this for passenger safety!

@FredTJoseph The Johnny Depp verdict is not about not believing women, it is about believing truth. Not everyone who is accused is guilty. Johnny Depp was convicted without a trial bases on accusations of a disturbed woman without anyone paying attention to the facts.

#HokieGrad !!

@brandicarlile is a lyrical genius #lettertothepast