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Watching Lee Cronin’s The Mummy and there are several children in the theater. Their parents know this is a horror movie and Brenden Fraser isn’t saving anyone, right?? 👁️👄👁️

@StephenKing Been years but this classic Pile (from Boston) song is still somehow relevant: youtu.be/tP8LysGrO1c?si…

Someone on threads yesterday said that Stephen Miller is what happens when you bury a dildo in the Pet Sematary.

Tim Conway fell down the stairs twice as fast during rehearsals so Harvey Korman and Carol Burnett weren't ready for how slow he'd fall during the taping. They had no choice but to turn from the camera and hide their laughter 😂

#wearethekingsofleon #mclusky Fuck yes

@Bubblebathgirl she’s about to get fired as an SNL cast member

SNL cast member Chloe Fineman admits to s*xually assaulting a 6-year-old boy. Prosecute her. There’s nothing remotely funny about what she did. Fineman must also be fired from SNL. If a male cast member did what she admitted to he’d be canned and jailed.

Frodo after being stung and wrapped up by Shelob:

@Mageba_wav “She rejected the marriage proposal because he cheated on her 3 days before.He asked her for marriage just so she would forgive him not because he loves her.” There - fixed it.

She rejected the marriage proposal because he cheated on her 3 days before and just because of that he did, then she told him because right now after making his mistake. He asked her for marriage just so she would forgive him not because he loves her.

@OtterVagrant I DONT SNORE WITH MY PERFECT NOSTRILS

My wife got at least 2 hours of sleep so far aka she’s snoring

I haven’t laughed this hard in so long. Make sure you have your pee pad on. I have tears running down my leg. 😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@LeZapp_People Yikes. They’re not fighting, calm down

🤯 Zendaya et Teyana Taylor ont été discrètement filmées en train d'avoir une altercation dans les coulisses de la cérémonie des Essence Black Women in Hollywood Awards 2026 ! ⬇️ 😳 Les deux comédiennes ont eu un échange très musclé après la cérémonie célébrant les contributions des femmes noires dans l'industrie du divertissement ce jeudi 12 mars, sans qu'on ne sache pour le moment les raisons de cette disputer 🎬

@OtterVagrant @RILEYtheband The only difference I heard was no trumpet 🤷🏻‍♀️

@RILEYtheband the new version of fight milk sounds way different

@QuintusCurtius WAIT WHAT

"The Count of Monte Cristo" (2026). There is a new, 8-part miniseries of this classic now on PBS Streaming. Have not started it yet, but it stars Sam Claflin and Jeremy Irons (as Abbé Faria). I have high hopes. This great novel needs an extended treatment.

@OtterVagrant ICKY STICKY ICKY STICKY BUBBLE GUM HAS MY HANDS STUCK TO DONT BOTHER ANGEL I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT GOES ON

BUBBLEGUM BUBBLEGUM

@OtterVagrant I DONT SNORE I HAVE PERFECT NASAL PASSAGES

My wife is snoring extra loud tonight

@Ravenismeee Talking shit about stuff we see on IG & TT

Instagram is for pictures, Tiktok is for videos, Twitter is for ??

@_sorrengailll When I was younger, I would’ve said yes. But I’ve been doing a career I love for so long that it’d be difficult to give it up completely. If money wasn’t an option, I’d work part time

WOMAN TO WOMAN!!!!!! Be honest… if money wasn’t an issue, would you be a stay-at-home wife?

@daylightrozanov So out of the loop - which republican??

sorry i literally can’t get over this, pairing a fucking republican with the face of a gay hockey show ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE SNL?

@KeruboSk I’d throw away 50 for 1 hour

My coworker is divorcing her husband of TWENTY TWO YEARS after finding out he cheated on her for almost three months and everyone keeps asking her if she’s going to throw away their life together bc of three months and she always replies with “I didn’t throw away the life, he did”

@DE4DRINGERS Jax Doe

what’s the non-binary equivalent of john/jane doe