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One thing Europeans will never have is tailgating. “Ooh I’ll go have a pint with my mates” K man I’m having 14 beers with 10k random strangers at 8 am, and being offered free hot dogs and burgers omw to the game

Meet Dejontay Wings, who was arrested by Baton Rouge Police in Louisiana after he allegedly broke into an oil change business and stole $200 from the safe.

Today Pakistan Last Night We fired 1,800 missiles at the pakistan Every single missile hit the target.

Comedian Rosie Jones has reflected on her journey to self-acceptance after being named on The Independent's Pride List. Speaking about the importance of visibility, Jones said comedy allows her to present her “true authentic disabled gay self” and help audiences see “the Rosie behind the labels”.

Smashed car windows. Bricks littering the streets. Families left clearing up the mess after a night of chaos in Southampton. This wasn't done in Henry Nowak's name. Associating this destruction with Henry or his family's memory is an insult. This was the work of Farage and his mob of thugs who seized the chance to riot while pretending to be the victims.

🚨NEW: Keir Starmer has accused Elon Musk of "whipping up division" after he criticised Hampshire police's treatment of Henry Nowak

🚨NEWS: Pakistan plans to deport 800,000 Afghans from its country

In a breaking news story, it can been revealed that Britains foremost motorcycling dam enthusiast, H. Brubanter, is to return to his holidays, effective immediately. For more on this emerging story we go live to Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan