Antistuff
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Antistuff
@antistuff
A professional cynic, but my hearts not in it.
Denver เข้าร่วม Kasım 2009
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Mamdani rolls out $2.3M day care pilot for NYC workers with hefty $60K cost per kid trib.al/tQD1LvS

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@TheJusticeDept "Welp, I trust my government to tell the truth!" - Every MAGA dumbass
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Justice Department Disrupts Iranian Cyber Enabled Psychological Operations
“Terrorist propaganda online can incite real-world violence — thanks to our National Security Division and the U.S. Attorney’s Office for the District of Maryland, this network of Iranian-backed sites will no longer broadcast anti-American hate,” said @AGPamBondi. “Our cyber assets will remain ever-vigilant to root out and deactivate networks that pose a threat to American citizens.”
🔗: justice.gov/opa/pr/justice…

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@GuntherEagleman his 🍆 is too far down your throat to turn back now.
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The Afroman Trial.
-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.
This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

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Bill is the top expert on Stupid American Wars of the 21st Century, listen to him!
Bill Kristol@BillKristol
"Six months ago the Navy decommissioned its four Avenger-class minesweepers that had been stationed in Bahrain precisely to deal with Iranian mines. It gets dumber: Those four final American minesweepers left the theater in mid-January." open.substack.com/pub/thebulwark…
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@fitnesscampus_ filling your mouth with meat and flexing it not being gay is super gay.
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@LindseyGrahamSC nobody knows more about shortening wars that you Ms Graham!
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@antistuff @Johnny_Joey @Troy_OG_APE You must be a male tampon wearer that supports Islamic toddler brides. You freak
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