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@apeman1000000bc

Read my new book, "The God Delusion", available everywhere October 2nd, 2006.

เข้าร่วม Eylül 2018

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ape@apeman1000000bc·5d

@paradisekillher my jester keeps pretend stabbing me with string cheese and saying "all in jest, sire, all in jest!" but sometimes it feels like it's more than jest

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brainrot dimension@brainrotpostig·5h

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ape@apeman1000000bc·7h

@AwtaLOL 8 monk gap? no, they were all there.

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awta🦦 🔜 FWA@AwtaLOL·23h

JOB INTERVIEW: "Can you explain this 8-month gap in your resume?" Most candidates say: "I took some time off to recharge, travel, and figure out my next career steps." THE WINNING ANSWER:

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Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer@dyingscribe·23h

HOPIUM BROS, CHIME IN

All day Astronomy@forallcurious

🚨: Research reveals that focusing on good literally reshapes your brain to seek out even more good.

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The REAL Crash Bandicoot@mr_evaporation·1d

Because it’s true?

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Jalen@jayjjalen

how invincible fans swear debbie be moving

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DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm·9h

Matthew Lillard has been cast in ‘MAN OF TOMORROW’. In theaters on July 9, 2027. (Source: Deadline)

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DeltaSanic@DeltaSanic·1d

ISSPissTracker@ISSPissTracker

PISS PLANET FOUND JWST discovered Epsilon Indi Ab — a Jupiter-sized beast 7.6x Jupiter’s mass with an ammonia-rich atmosphere that literally smells like piss.

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Cursed JoJo@jjba_cursed·11h

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Nerdy Omni-Man@nerdyomniman·1d

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Marcelo Millicay@millicay95·13h

Oh my God.

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GENO@genospsychosis·1d

Unfortunately the scar did give him aura Ozai cooked a little

I'm a nerd ☆@Im_a_nerd__

This is how Zuko would have looked without the scar 🥹

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one dozen rats at a keyboard@PanasonicDX4500·1d

VIROLOGIST: “It’s bizarre, Hantavirus almost never jumps from human to human like this. Usually it’s from coming into contact with rat feces or something.” CRUISE SHIP CHEF: “Yeah, that’s crazy, it must’ve mutated or something.”

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Shan4rt (Comms Open)@shan_4rt·1d

Happy 3 year anniversary to this video

Scott Gustin@ScottGustin

The #Transformers and #TheLittleMermaid trailers played at the same time - and somehow it syncs up perfectly? 😂

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brainrot dimension@brainrotpostig·1d

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91⛥@ihatemeen_·1d

how conquest was introduced to other viltrumites 😭😭😭

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Shaggy@Shaggy6944·1d

Unfortunately this is a new vocal stim

໊@P0PKULTURE

POST A VIDEO YOU NEVER GET TIRED OF

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animeme@ani_meme25·1d

Lore accurate?

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chica from fnaf@PhelleAlt·1d

"Chicken"... i dont even get a real last name....

꒰ mal 🎀🔦꒱ priestess of sinnoh of time@Malharree

why is only Freddy given a last name.

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IBI@primusibi·1d

How fire nation be describing Team Avatar #atla

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ape@apeman1000000bc·1d

@intel_spider @hasanthehun i have never seen anybody use semicolons like that before; you literally look like a dumbass using them like that; i am going to tickle you heehee

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