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Imagine thinking I'm quiet because you don't have access to the premium personality package.

What does trust mean to you in a relationship?

Phones nowadays so expensive you fall and hear a crack sound and you pray it's your leg.

Ready to sit by a bar alone & tell my story to the bartender

You can't hangout with me if you're shy. I'm shy too who tf will order the food?

this is the funniest crashout in history😭

my ball? fine shyte? what happened to the love of my life? apple of my eye??

how can you face your problem if your problem is your face

sometimes i get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like why am i showing my life then delete.

“one good girl is worth a 1000 b*tches"……….NOTE DUE TO INFLATION ONE GOOD GIRL IS NOW WORTH 1499 B*TCHES

deaf people use sign language because actions speak louder than words and all this time i thought it was because they couldn't hear

I Be So High I'll Respond to yo message In My Head And Lock My Phone😂

this is the type of food you need some privacy with

My brother is fighting with his cheating girlfriend and he said “I’m not saying you’re a slut, I’m saying it would be safer to lick the floors in a Waffle House bathroom than to lick you” LMFAOO

Once you reach your fourth baby you realize they're not as fragile as you think. The baby is fine.

People will fxck up so bad with you that they have no choice but to act like they hate you or that you did something wrong to them, because they know they're weird. That guilt & delusion be eating them tf up

Never understood when people say “smell the flowers” because in my experience flowers don’t really have a smell to them, am i insane??

meal repeater, outfit repeater, book rereader, movie rewatcher…i love doing things i already know i will enjoy!!!!

It's so fucked up that an entirely different planet just looks like Arizona.

if this is you at the cinema, please stay at home

Are there actually people who shower at night before bed… and then shower again in the morning when they wake up??