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denied a lunch date + kicked out of a bar in the span of 24 hours, what’s a humanoid gotta do for some small miracles?

i’m kidding by the way. grave dirt, contrary to popular belief, is not exfoliating.

christ. someone please put me back in the grave.

the devil made me do it lmao youtu.be/RxNi_bgRsp0?si…

would not have been peeved about this if it weren’t for the immediate teleportation to the ACTUAL graveyard on the other side of town. yeah, it was months ago but i have a right to be annoyed about this. i think so anyways.

i mean come on, who buries someone in the backyard?

i can’t believe i’m saying this, but i’ve been itching to put something out there again. update people as to my current situation, offer help ( seeing as i never asked for it myself. ) maybe it’s risky, but i’ve never been the guy to play it safe anyways, have i?

@WitnessTruth02 Safe might be a bit of a stretch but I promise you when I have those answers, they’re yours.

@artificialintol "Functionally Immortal" are you for real? This isn't some kind of joke, right? Does this make you safe from the tall man? Does this make you safe from other shit? I have a lot of questions.

Does anyone have any experience with cases of functional immortality? Does it last forever like the name implies? How many times can someone die before a higher power revokes that ability? Asking for a friend. A handsome friend, Handsome and single.

cautiously dabbling back into looking at surge corp files. in later files, there’s repetitive mentions of ‘anomalia’ which, upon looking further, looks like some sort of creature subcategory or some shit. also mentions of something called a ‘BLIP’ (always in full caps. acronym?)

@podcastunknown0 weird shit is gonna happen to you when you involve yourself in the weird shit of others. this seems helpful though, so thanks.

@artificialintol I don't know what this means, but I was meaning to share this with you-- It once again ended up in my video without my doing so.

oh, i get it now.

New episode featuring @artificialintol is now up! youtu.be/yshb0wk03DU?si…

I’m going to be very openly honest, I don’t remember the end of that interview.

Next guest we have on the docket is: @artificialintol Episode will be up this Friday and boy its.. something! Format will be a little different at the end, bare with me as I learn how I want to run this podcast!

@podcastunknown0 Oh yeah. This happened

and the split control over my own body is its own issue. one to be addressed at a later time, or maybe never if i find a better alternative to be me a bit more often than i have been.

don’t get me wrong, being alive again doesn’t mean everything has magically fixed itself. still having awful memory gaps, phantom pains and weird senses of déjà vu. recurring thoughts too, ones that don’t make sense, like this one about visiting some park.

i ran off and privated everything for the sake of not spreading this shit to anyone else. i still couldn’t tell you why i’m back, but what i CAN tell you is that if you’re running away from slenderman and slenderman adjacent issues, don’t go to america. had a weird few weeks.