Flava Dave

Dunno about you but when I see a car without a “Baby on board” sign I just smash into the back of it.

@Will_Donnelly Splinky

@Ottojizzmark The Wankspit.

Name the Pub.

@a_simpl_man A Man Called Ove by Fredrick Backman

@PodcastMovement Embrace Your Shitness

What's your pod's tagline?

Anyone wanting elective, cosmetic surgery must first spend the same amount of money on psychological therapy. £1500 on botox & fillers? £1500 on working out why you don't feel good enough as you are. £4.5k on boob job? £4.5k on your mental wellness first.

someone in my neighborhood has live, laugh, loved for the last time

Lisa Stansfield has finally found her baby that she went around the world to find. He's 34 now. He'd been in the airport all along, & was raised by the staff at Tie Rack.

@PodcastMovement podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the…

Link your latest episode in the replies so we can listen ⬇️

A French 3 piece doing death metal covers of 70s dance songs, called AbbaTrois.

New podcast. My Cat Silken Thomas has died. I reflect on his life and death via Pagan ritual, Jesus Christ, and Existential psychology ❤️open.spotify.com/episode/5X1vSs…

I had my uncle’s last words monogrammed onto a hat and I’ll be selling them to raise money for stroke prevention research.

New Podcast. This is an art history episode. I look at the significance of Spicebags “eviction”. As well as exploring the radical realism and political impact of Daniel Macdonalds paintings during the 1840s. And contrasting the two via the Situationists. open.spotify.com/episode/7uBXc7…

Don't even talk to me until I've had my morning breast milk

@PodcastMovement Magic mushrooms.

If someone gave you $500 to spend only on your podcast, what would you spend it on?

Any time I meet someone under 5’ 3”, I mentally prepare myself to answer a riddle.

Pretty much the only people publicly defending Johnson now have either received or been promised peerages or plum jobs by him. And 'exceptions' like Sarah Vine & Richard Littlejohn are doing it on behalf of bosses hoping for honours. It's a breathtakingly distorted landscape.

@NHSEnglandLDN It’s more likely to end someone else’s life.

Your next poo could save your life. Just a tiny sample detects signs of cancer before you notice anything wrong. If you’re sent a bowel cancer screening kit, put it by the loo. Don't put it off.

@BRYN_BORANGA I properly lolled at this.

[arse tearing sound]

I have informed the BBC that I won’t be appearing on MOTD tomorrow night.