mojoo GAWIN’s simp

mereka ngeledekin namjoon karna skrg udah jarang live, lucuuu 😭 🐯: “kim namjoon emg GAMAU bikin kenangan bareng army!” 😭 🐨: “eh guys, dulu kan aku…” 🐹: “namjoon, kamu ini emang nyebelin bgt deh! kamu tuh… yaudah lanjut deh…” 🐰: “maksudku, kalo pakai hp nya namjoon hyung sih…” 🐨: “dulu aku tuh yg paling sering live!” 🐹: ”… Ya DULU!” 😭 🐥: “nah itu! bener bgt hyung!” 🐹: “knp kamu ngebandingin masa lalu sama sekarang sih?” 🐨: “DANGSHIN! (ke seokjin 😭🤏🏻) kamu jg pengen kan sebenarnya?” dan “dangshin” disini yg diucapin namjoon biasanya dipake buat manggil teman dekat atau pasangan. artinya mirip2 kya "sayang" atau nggak "beb" 🐹: “ngomong apaan sih kamu!!” 😭😭😭 namjin jaya jayaaaaa 😭🔥👋🏻

🐯 I think Martin is about... 🐥 He wasn't there (at the show) 🐯 2 metres tall 🐹 That one grows by 5cm each passing day, isn't he like 2m? 🐨 190? I think he's around that height 🐥 He's THAT tall? 🐯 Remember when we went to greet them last time? 🐨 Wow, I was so envious of that 🐹 Namjoon-ah! As a senior, you've gotta have a pride! You have to greet them from a higher position, don't you? 🐨 And how do I do that? 🐹 From now onwards, all of you take a chair when you go to greet them, and right before you do, say "hold on a sec!", pull out your chair, get on top of it, and stare down at them like "Ah, Hi Martin!" Got it? 🐯 No, no, we can say "Hey you! Sit down!" 🐹 Nah that's too coercive 🐹 It's better for you to just carry a chair with you

kalo sexuality bisa dipilih, emang akan ada yang suka cowok? 😂

joss kalo liat ini bisa marah besar

🐹: “kalian kalo susah tidur, emangnya gak ngitung domba?” 🐯: (taehyung salah denger) “domba… udang?” 😭 🐹: “maksudku ngitung domba. kaya satu domba, dua domba gitu” 🐥: “ngitung domba malah bikin aku makin susah tidur sih” 🐨: “aku juga. malah jd makin melek” 🐹: “kalo aku ngitung domba, yg kebayang malah domba2 itu terbang pakai roket di pantatnya. jd gak bisa fokus, makanya cara itu gak pernah berhasil buatku” 😭 🐯: “kan udah pernah kubilang? aku pernah muter video Romance of the Three Kingdoms buat bantu tidur… eh ujung2nya malah nonton sampe 6 jam” 😭😭😭 🐹: “sama. aku gak mungkin bisa ketiduran sambil ngelakuin sesuatu. aku gak ngerti gimana orang bisa tidur sambil nonton. tapi jimin bisa. yoongi juga” TAEHYUNG ih 😭😭 kdg itu jg kelakuanku sih tbtb kebablasan karna penasaran ja sma tuh film, tpi kdg bisa kya yoomnin jg klo udh yg cape bgt.. trus hapenya ditangan nyala sampe pagi 😭☝🏻