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𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐫𝐚𝐝
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𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐫𝐚𝐝
@astutearchivist
RP/Parody. MDNI. 18+
New York, NY เข้าร่วม Ocak 2026
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"Wasn't fun, I assure you!"
He speaks casually about the incident, followed with a chuckle that accompanies his firm but gentle handshake.
"Well, hey, I get that. I'm sure your reason for your last cry is much more valid than mine. It's.. a very, very stupid story...
EVE.@novicehands
"That must have been a horrifying couple hours, actually." Makes her glad to hear it all passed; no one should ever have to go through moments as frightening as that. Oh! Smile widening, she takes his hand for the greeting shake. "No worries. We nurses hear about anything -
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No, of course not!
It's an exact replica of a shirt you owned because it was lowkey a vibe!
𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐈𝐀 𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐃𝐎𝐂𝐊 | 𝐒𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐄@ofsacredgraces
IS THAT MY SHIRT?!
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That's probably for the best for both of us.
I'd hate being so miserable.
~Deadpool~🖕🏻@CPT_D3adP00l
I'm not you!
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"Yeah! I remember waking up still high and thinking I'd lost my spleen.. and, on account of the drugs, thought my spleen was my stomach and thought I'd never eat food again. Was not happy."
He extends a hand out, a small smile matches hers.
"The pleasure is all mine...
EVE.@novicehands
"Oh, good! They managed to save the spleen without having to take it out." Evelyn's smile radiates relief. The immunocompromise following a splenectomy is no joke. "Super nice to meet you, Conrad, with the embolized splenic artery. Eve here." A salute.
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Well, damn I don't know. It is for me!
~Deadpool~🖕🏻@CPT_D3adP00l
You think just because there's a couple people I care about that that's enough for me to be happy?
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Do you have nobody in your life you care about?
~Deadpool~🖕🏻@CPT_D3adP00l
What's there to be happy about? The world is screwed.
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Yeah that's why I said kinda sorta a bit-ish
Have you considered being happy?
~Deadpool~🖕🏻@CPT_D3adP00l
There is no light in the darkness. It's all misery and uncertainty. Everybody's fucked.
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"Yeah, it was pretty rough!"
Very heavy sigh.
"They did a... 'splenic artery embolization', I think it's called? I don't remember much. Got a gnarly scar out of it though.
I'm Conrad, by the way!"
EVE.@novicehands
Oh my God. Grade IV? (She really needs to review the classification for splenic laceration.) Could they repair it or did they have to take it out?
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"Exactly! See, you're getting it."
He gently wraps an arm around her shoulder, giving her a quick side hug.
"Right now, do what you want to do. The rest will fall into place as it does. Don't rush things.
Now.. tell me about this guy.. is he nice?"
𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐈𝐀 𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐃𝐎𝐂𝐊 | 𝐒𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐄@ofsacredgraces
“ yeah… but we’re just friends! ( at least for now) so really there’s a chance I can still be a nun, sure I’ll have to hang out with him a lot less then but I guess you’re right maybe I don’t have to decide right now… maybe God just wants me to live in the present…”
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