the antichrist’s portable waterpark

Fuck this app actually, literally locked my account 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

@thugzandpetals This is so funny i am sorry 😭😭

@autitty thank you o. but he’s not budging.

hid my gf’s pack of cigs and the essay they’re saying to convince me to give them one is taking me out😭😭🤣🤣

@thugzandpetals Toby abeg😭😭😔😔

@autitty pls help me beg him

@thugzandpetals Please allow 😭😭

they just sang i’m dead😭😭😭😭😭

@RtHonSheriff is his twitter page admin@governorsheriff.com is his email 08062156341 is how to reach the government house in asaba Ask him what he’s doing about the atrocities going on in his state. It’s not all we need but it’s SOMETHING. Do SOMETHING.

i'm just someone's weird sister

Y'all know that asexuality isn't a lifestyle choice for people who can't get laid right?

@tildaswinnin 🤭🤭

@ButchHandyman I hope you get better soon🫂

Do do list once I recover from this: 1. Buy a cane. 2. Buy a gun. 3. Beat my father with my walking cane. 4. TBD

@tildaswinnin I miss you sha😔

@ka1tz3r Oh woww

@tildaswinnin True true😔 (I want to feel among)

@tildaswinnin Anu as how nau??!!

@wecouldberats You know ball🙂‍↕️

@autitty It's the absolute best #whatdodeymean

But like why do you guys hate vodka??!!

Every single man that said “but they were told not to come out” is a rapist. You will die wretched! You animalsssss !!!! That lady’s scream is in my brain!!!!

@gbukolaaa Omg😭😭

Left Twitter because of Ramadan only to go and be watching thirst traps on tiktok Oya nau 🫩😭

if your friends aren’t taking about - spiderman - peter parker - spiderman brand new day - petermj - tom holland it’s time to find new friends.

@Ereaoo1 No actually

That woman was begging Jesus that woman was begging and saying she’ll run she’ll run. God please Please it’s not fair at all God