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aubrey plaza in the white lotus (2022)

Concerned Parent in North Texas BRAVELY visits the State Fair of Texas UNARMED.

My background is in law enforcement. Yes, I own a glock.

Wait do people remember when Laura Loomer handcuffed herself to the door of Twitter's NY HQ to protest being banned but it was a double door and she was only linked to one of them so people could just walk right past her

Never thought I would hear Juicy J do a JAZZ version of Slob On My Knob! 😭😭

The most underrated TV character of all time is Raven Baxter's mom Tanya Baxter on That's So Raven I will take this to my grave

EXCHANGING NUMBERS? FAMILY, WE ARE SO BACK!!

Today, Celine Dion’s management team and her record label, Sony Music Entertainment Canada Inc., became aware of the unauthorized usage of the video, recording, musical performance, and likeness of Celine Dion singing “My Heart Will Go On” at a Donald Trump / JD Vance campaign rally in Montana. In no way is this use authorized, and Celine Dion does not endorse this or any similar use. …And really, THAT song?

Megan thee Stallion releases the music video to “Mamushi” featuring Yuki Chiba, which is based on an old Japanese folklore

Please look at my beautiful bespectacled boy

Maya Rudolph on Hot Ones is the funniest thing I've ever seen

You thought Greipel has a big set of legs. There was a quad off in the German camp today. Greipel lost.

sad to report that exercising everyday dramatically fixes a lot of things in your life

My job's cybersecurity training said to "never assume a connection is real" and I was like I'm WAY ahead of you, pal

the sluttiest thing a man can do is be open and honest with his feelings

when i went to my notes to find my password but accidentally opened the most gut-wrenching, emotionally charged paragraph i had written months ago

lovebombing works on me because i totally believe someone would fall in love with me in a month