jo 🦇

65 degrees on the first day of spring and suddenly i’m no longer mentally ill

need borger

The hottest girl you know gushes about the moon and the stars and has a pile of unread books on her nightstand.

the lack of self-awareness is crazyyyy

imagine hating me and i’m just in bed rubbing my feet together reading the filthiest smut imaginable

I saw my shadow this morning. Six more weeks of being a bitch.

i am nothing without my mini space heater during the winter.

life is worth living again!!!

convincing all my friends to watch heated rivalry like it’s my full time job.

perpetually stuck feeling like my life is just passing me by and i’m not actually living it.

HEATED RIVALRY HAS CONSUMED MY ENTIRE BRAIN!!!!

i think it’s time for my annual rewatch of the sopranos.

if it’s one thing a man is gonna have it’s the audacity.

must be nice.

would give anything for a goddamn break.

@binkyb0op we love u so much 💗🫂

there’s literally nothing in the world that makes me feel better than when @battylibra sends me silly videos or pics of our bebes 🥹💖

punching holes in walls as a man probably feels good as fuck.

the big three: big brown eyes, an indescribable amount of h*rniness and a generalized anxiety disorder